When did they come out with a KING WRANCH model?

I always check to make sure I’m not standing on a drop cloth, thank you.

you get a star for bastard ass monkey fuck, that’s beautiful, particularly the hyphen usage.

yep, nothing like the juvenile pretension of a preventative trans-pan tightening gone astray to put things in perspective!

I’m going to go with “not enough motorcycle, plain, train, boat, helicopter, hoverboard, zamboni-related news to continue the shameful dilution of our content”

While not hospital-worthy, my favorite (not) self-inflicted injuries are undercar:

Did they hand you a cup of joe in your personalized cup as you sauntered in?

Okayfine. But there’s no exhaust manifold. And what’s the pulley on the head for? Harrumph.

No spark plug wires?

Came here for 440>426, thank you.

Whew, then I guess we don’t have to worry about the new owner finding himself in sudden Flintstone mode.

Someone’s floorpans are in for a world of hurt.

My one and only serious swap - 1990 Mustang engine/trans/ecu/fuel/etc into a 1959 Volvo PV544.

“With the current investment program, we obviously want to enhance the brand’s strong position, but at the same time, we aim to achieve additional financial scope by means of further process and cost optimization,”

I have said “no” a few times. Most satisfyingly, a couple years ago when selling my ‘80 911 (yes I know I sold too soon, BFD, I have an actual job to make money at, and am *almost* no longer grumpy about the 10K I could have made holding for another year or two).

Yep, in CA you pay full sales tax no matter what. That’s a major disincentive to trading in. Now all you have is the “well, do I want 20% more for this old car in return for dealing with idiots on Craigslist?” question.

I had a couple of these ... jeeze, must be ten or fifteen years ago!

That is exactly what happened to me at the ripe old age of 12. Sure, thinks the 100# kid, I can hold this thing up.

She’s only got one leg, so technically I guess it’s street hopping. And that may be the one thing our wonderful legislature hasn’t written a law about.

That’s quality fit-n-finish right there.