Four hose clamps where two would do?

Sad trombone.

How’s the floorswamp going, Guy? Good on you for putting fries in sushi (WAT) but, you know, try not to turn downtown SR into a toxic waste dump.

I recognize that this thing (cool thing) is allegedly AWD, but this gap is nigh-inexcusable. K thx.

What’s hysterical (to me, and let’s be honest, who else do I really care about?) is that I (at 42) have been bitching about this for TWENTY YEARS.

I’ve seen a lot of pixels in my time, and that’s most of them.

Might be worth it for a hotrod project to the right person, if diesels are still emissions exempt... otherwise, CP, what a mess.

Dr Strangelove I presume?

Focus ST - could not abide the turning radius, shifter position, and plasticky dash.

I *knew* there was a reason I keep a pair of 3D glasses in my desk!

Fellow accounting nerd here, and I like the cut of your jib, Mister.

Clear fogs and yellow headlights, now that’s a good look!

Looks like that’s the TTS with 265HP: “All-wheel drive ensures an idiot-proof application of its 265 horsepower to the pavement.”

Neat looking car, but dayum if my 5-year-old GTI doesn’t look better all the time. All (well, most, let’s be honest) of the performance, anonymous (but attractive and modern) styling, and a usable interior.

My guess is it’d still have these stupid drippy taillights.

It’s that CLA, right? OR wait, maybe a wide angle shot of the GL? The damn Germans have taken things (things = brand identity) a bit too far.

I get NO respect around here for my foresight and wisdom, but I’ll say this again for the record:

Finland is part of Australia now?

Definitely should have filled in the trunk cutline.

I would rock that, six cylinder, RWD, manual trans. Not that I need any new metalworking projects.