When you secure all your belief systems and “truths” by the fifth grade, it makes dropping out and enjoying meth much easier. My dad speaks with a heavy Norwegian accent and when my friends or strangers would make fun, he would just say, “I speak four languages fluently, with an accent. You can barely speak one.”

Because they think they know everything about their language (and really ANYTHING & EVERYTHING) by default.

They can barely manage their own language so are threatened by those who can also speak another. Especially brown people.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Chris, you may want to change the picture to the article. It's clearly a picture of Markelle Fultz.

That’s awesome. All the times he drove him to travel baseball or took off early from work, or travelled to podunk to see him playing in the minors and then to get to see that? Fucking incredible.

sir this is a wendy’s

Is Marvin Lewis aware that he's no longer coaching the Bengals?

But is he really? I feel like Marvin Lewis is really just a position that must always be held with the Bengals, regardless of who actually holds it.

It's like that old saying, "stars shine brightest when they aren't covered in Mike Brown's shit."

Funerals are cheaper than pensions.

I don’t know, if a player dies, does that accelerate the guaranteed money cap hit?

I would even pay Lehner over 5 million if he’d sign for four years.  This contract is terrible.  The money is too much, but it’s the term that’s going to kill them, well, that and the fact that goalie Bob is merely an above average goalie these days.  

It would have been great if Montreal had mixed up their Sebastian Ahos.

If you think his Twitter is bad, you should see what he says about some waiters on Yelp.

If that’s the case, Boogie is basically Scott Norton.

Optimistic thought: The good news is a JuCo is a low enough slot on the totem pole that this case might (MIGHT!) be taken to court instead of quietly buried under a school’s “oops we killed a kid” emergency fund (lookin’ at you, Maryland.)

At the very least some sort Duty to Rescue tort. I’m sure they erase that possibility in settlements, but fucking A, something.