Schrödrinker’s Paradox

Welcome to New York baby!

Was the “power struggle” a staring contest?

He’s busy tweeting.

No stars should ever be lumped together with Knicks whenever looming free agency news abound. Ever! That franchise is poison.
Except for Kyrie Irving. Let him rot in Knicks.

Raucous applause.

Steve Smith was one of the biggest dickheads in the NFL.  Glad he's mellowing in his dotage.

The puppy is great, but the best part is that the family didn’t bring him home till a few weeks into the season so they get to keep him for seven years instead of six.

Well, now they've got an opening on their staph

The Storm Surge after they win the Stanley Cup will initiate Ragnarok, which will at last bring a blessed end to Raleigh.

I would enjoy Don Cherry’s head asploding like a scene from Scanners.

Typical Democrats sitting in the stands cheering as Zion falls.

Zion altered the equator of the basketball

The Coyotes will use his 8 year $150 million contract to reach the salary cap floor. 

“Never valued!”

It’s actually Klan but pronounced like flan.

damn ninja.

If the other teams touchdown celebrations bother you, keep them out of the endzone.

Start printing 24th-man jerseys and banners...