I’m sorry, I cannot get behind you re: that statue. That thing is fucking excellent. If I were a billionaire, I’d certainly have a statue built in my honor of me leading a charge of panthers with a football in hand as my weapon of choice. FUCK YEAH

Tebow’s Christian, not Mormon.

I look forward to three years from now when he signs and plays for an NBA minor league team like the Philidelphia 76ers.

This pleases me.

Part of the issue with Packers fans thinking it is their birthright to watch their team in the playoffs every year is because if you’re under 30, you’ve never seen a consistently shitty team. They’ve been in the playoffs 18 of the last 22 years. That’s amazing. I’m 34 and my earliest memories involve Don Majikowski…

MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD! THAT’S... THAT’S CHRISTIAN PONDER’S MUSIC!

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

You’re right on that one, every time my taxes are used to feed hungry people instead of giving Corporations Tax cuts so they won’t do a corporate inversion (which they end up doing anyway) I do feel good.

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

Kinda reminds me of a grown up version of the Gerber baby...

So, now that Gawker is gone is this where I go to tell people that they’re wrong?

Hey, the English have been punching the Irish for hundreds of years, and suddenly now it’s not okay.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

There’s at least some truth to almost every single one of those statements. I still love it here though, warts and all. I would be sad if Jalopnik stopped existing.

Our biggest game in the last five seasons was spoiling the number retirement for a drug-addled redneck/Wisconsin Jesus during a 6-10 season.

What a monolith of fan-spewed negativity; thank God there are some Giants fans left brimming with optimism and perspective.

Nice!