Or better yet, let’s not.

Most importantly, IT WAS ADORABLY AND I WANT TO SNUGGLE IT

I wish I could print this and post it all around the office. And at home. And church. The town square. Random intersections.

This is really stupid. A few weeks ago we had a fatal accident on a bridge over the Mississippi river because a lady slammed on her brakes because there was a cat on the bridge. The cat lived, a human did not.

My fav: “Then you will die braver than most...perhaps I was mistaken.”

A police sketch artist just released a composite of the perp:

Again, my ire is not directed at the programs themselves, at least in the intent. As a fiscal conservative my frustrations grow from the bloated bureaucracy! Look, I was in the military for 8 years and I can attest first hand that fiscal carelessness is a pandemic in military spending from top to bottom. At the…

Also, I never said the problem was the checks people recieve, it’s the corruption and skimming off of the top in the bureaucracy that is the problem. Ds an Rs get your votes with feel good programs either in entitlements or defense spending and most of the money does not go into allocation of resources but into those…

So one presidency, albeit with a Democratic Congress holding the purse strings, was enough to destroy the whole thing. Never mind the expansion of programs in every presidency in the 28 years since. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts...

Dwayne Johnson maybe?

No, I can just see farther than my own nose. The urban crises we find ourselves in today is the result of 75 years of failed central planning. The fact that we can refer to a group of people in this country as the “political” or “ruling” class is total bullshit.

We should actually have a conversation about the failure of The Great Society and the War on Poverty, and how instead of lifting up the less fortunate and the African American community they have only served to further enrich the bureaucratic class; while drug abuse and violence have only gotten worse in the poorest…

Wait, what happened since 07 to make health care costs skyrocket?!

MAGIKARP!

I’m working on the certs too. Trust me, they are still the gold standard and will continue to be in job applications.

B-but taupe is a shade of brown....

CAPS LOCK =CRUISE CONTROL FOR RAGE

Not to be confused:

I always advise people NOT to put anything down on a lease. If someone hits you a year down the road and totals the car, you are out that down payment money whereas if you don’t put anything down you just walk away out the payments you already made. Now this doesn’t apply to single-pay leases however, at least with GM…

Meanwhile, in the car...