Not buying it Meghan FEIGNor

Oh, you know my sister?

like, a totally chill, super benevolent dictator

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

Especially because -as much as I hate to say it- I think I agree with Kim on this one. I think I understand Chloe’s point (the messaging that young girls get saying that they are sexual objects and their only value lies in being desired, is gross and everywhere), but I don’t think she’s articulating it well, and when…

at least Chloe can act

I really wish the Kardashians had a better response to most things than “shut up you’re not famous.”

Sigh.

Andrew M. Wallet

Battle Of The Waving Noodle Person Thingys Outside Of A Car Dealership

Just want to say I like this article ! Do it every week.

We'd get so many false positives from the dogs getting on and off the bed all day.

You reminded me about this:

Ah yes, sorry. Must’ve had too many Vodka Diet Cokes today.

BUT WHAT DOES KYLIE THINK?

Countdown to one of them dying for totes legit story reasons...

Them? They’re engaged!

It’s what I called the red light district of my Sim City town. But that was a typo, was supposed to be Trampville.