If we must suffer a remake, I would happily watch Lupita, but please, not Kristen. Her wooden acting is so painful to sit through. And I can already imagine her sullen pouting at photo calls for an extended Charlie’s Angels press tour.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

She could’ve given the weakest, emptiest of PR statements, but we get this. Brie Larson is a class act.

Seems like a pretty typical marketing strategy to me. How dare she successfully build buzz around her new album.... is that really what we want to be outraged about?

I mean, it’s an album release. Of course its planned. I don’t think she is going for spontaneous here.

I have never heard of this before in my many decades on the planet.

I hope it turns out like those crazy kids, Mudasir and Asif. Who doesn’t like a good old-fashioned Friendship Regain?

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

I said STEP for a reason.

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.

I thought it was more about “all kinds of people are secretly unhappy/domestic violence happens in all kinds of households, even rich white ones” and also “women gotta be there for each other, stop holding each other to impossible standards and stop tearing each other down” 

Soooo... basically white geekboys are throwing temper tantrums that their preferred media doesn’t reflect them? Huh. Wonder how THAT feels...

I am an atheist but I hope that there is a hell in situations like this, and I hope those fucking guards burn in it forever.

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

What next?

Go Katy perry for seeming like a real decent human being.