this is literally the only time I’m gonna be able to use this:

Counterpoint: She is a professional entertainer, and this entertained me.

I included the Top R&B Artist category (when she tells Ludacris she’s going to let him take it) in the clip, because it sort of reads to me like she got confused and thought Top Rap Artist would be next?

AND OBVIOUSLY RUPAUL

I think that it might be a nicer way of saying “like a fat kid misses candy” but I might be reaching?

I think there was a twist to this, like a large number of unwell animals that he adopted, but left in her custody.

I love listening to Ryan Adams but being married to him would be difficult. Divorcing him would be (‘oof’ noise).

I think she’s coming off of a rough year? I remember reading that the divorce was rocky and there were issues with the pets and their support.

MORE good news - She boils her pasta in smartwater

The good news won’t stop!!!

Of all the Italian pasta dishes to gorge oneself on, surely there is a more attractive option than carbonara.

YAH girl, she looks amazing in anything

I actually prefer the curly hair on Ilana. She looks amazing either way, but she rocks those curls like no other.

Sometimes rape is a gender-motivated love crime!

jk lol rapes

So...some rapes are just for funsies?

This was my main takeaway from this, honestly. Why is this issue more than three times the price? Does it come with Tom Hiddleston’s phone number?

Oh Charlize, honey, no...

I need to know how Fabio thinks what he does is any different from what Kim Kardashian does.