As the parent of a 5-year old who flies with us 4-6 times a year, and has since she was 6-months old, please let me say... NO.

So the Falcon is actually a tug boat?

I’m one of those people who would never get around to asking a genie for wishes since I’d be trying to read the fine print, but...before I actually checked the link and saw them mention annuities and age 65, my gut instinct was to ask “But when can I retire?” If that isn’t part of the exercise, I’d take the $5,000 a…

Nuke from orbit. Only safe way.

It responds to “Hey Google” as well...which is easier than the surprisingly sloppy “Okay Google” default.

I have found that “Hey Google” will make my Google Home respond, but not my phone. I use that when I want to talk just to Home

Isn’t it on sale right now? Both Google and Best Buy are selling it for $49 right now.

Isn’t it on sale right now? Both Google and Best Buy are selling it for $49 right now.

the flying rat aka pigeon aka squab is good dark meat

Headline: Open a Coconut Without Tools!

Honorable mention to Event Horizon?

But he could’ve been eaten... that is the big deal.

If they’re going to shove a shitload of advertisements and product placement down my throat then yes, they damn well better not be charging me for it too.
But they are, and they would be, so, I didn’t watch any of it. At all.

It looked like her rear wheel was losing traction, and as the wheel regained traction past the painted line, it began to high-side her. She had applied the brakes hard, but the force of the wobble caused her to clamp down and lock the front. High-side+pitch-over = very bad day.

Do we really want to set the precedent that a hash tag infringes on trademark rights?

Every tweet I send (from my company account) over the next two weeks is going to include #Rio2016 and #TeamUSA.

bro-magnon man

As a kid, I had a little farm fresh squeezed milk. I’m sure that’s OK.

However, taking that unpasteurized mile on a trip and giving the bugs time? Probably not such a good idea.

The closest we got was the (well done) shot at Coney Island showing the meteor hitting the water in the background.

The sponge is a red herring. That in and of itself isn’t that surprising—it’s pretty common for companies to make one enclosure that will hold the internals for multiple products, and a foam brick is a pretty common way to prevent electronics from moving where they aren’t supposed to. Actually it’s one of the better…

Actually I heard Rodney gets no respect, no respect at all.