Honestly, I don’t get the ad. Grapefruit? Why? Because it kinda, sorta, maybe looks like a vulva? Because it’s juicy?

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

What a coincidence! I get my barista to write “solstice greetings” on mine!

It’s a convenient protest. It requires participants to act like a bit more of an asshole during their otherwise uninterrupted day.

Ugh. Have you seen the commercials from Walmart imploring us to use a green light bulb to show a sign of support for veterans? Seriously, if you want to support veterans, how about you save the light bulbs and donate the money to an organization that actually supports veterans.

It's a dumb protest because you're still giving them your business.

A coworker of mine got “Merry Christmas” on her cup this morning and posted it to Facebook. It’s the dumbest shit to get riled up over. And yeah, you are just giving your money to Starbucks in “protest” of their fucking cups.

This also brought up the (non?-) issue of having holiday products showing up in Canada before Remembrance Day—11 November, for all you ‘muricans. Someone on the Starbucks Canada Facebook page suggested that Starbucks ought to make a Remembrance Day themed cup. I replied with something simple like “why do you want to…

I love how a certain group of loud-mouthed Christians are also all about guns. Did they forget the part of the Bible where God commanded “Thou shalt not kill?” Or the many parts where Jesus condemned violence?

#blackcoffeematters

Job 5:31: and lo the Lord didst punish Job by forcing him to drink only the coffee left in the Starbucks at 9:00PM, and wouldst not allow him to have a fresh cup.

All the stars.

The cognitive dissonance is basically bouncing off the walls here....

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Also accurate.

Offensive to trolls, cancer and orangutan genitalia.

I....what even is that? What am I looking at there?

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM