Ya’ll scared of the beyhive? Prince is #1 and it’s not close. 

Who knew the Canyonero would end up with a cargo bed?

It’s a pretty funny show. Too bad the Dad ended up becoming a meth cooker. Such a shame.

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

You have no idea how fucking happy it makes me that I have no idea what any of these are. 

You get the corners of your burger.

Who wants to crane their neck every time they use the tv? Unless you’re sitting really far from the tv, what a literal pain.

It’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

I have my Fiero on snow tires for RallyCross. Totally the same thing, right?

Where was Conan when all this was happening?

I absolutely could not afford this Benz when it was new. $75,000 in 1987 for this 560SEC. Got it for $5,000 about 5 years ago! Now my task is to find parts to keep it running!!

Kanye: “I can say antisemitic things, and Adidas can’t drop me”

I’ve used three types of ladders. Aluminum, wood and fiberglass. None of them are ferrous and would hold a magnet.

Remember: you are not stuck in traffic; you are a contributing piece of traffic.

Honestly, I have to get this off my chest... my love of the automotive industry is what turned me away from the right-wing.

I was massively GOP for a long time, thanks to my father. He was a Limbaugh/Drudge/FoxNews addict. Otherwise a good, decent man, but a lifetime of believing right-wing propaganda. I, personally,…

Everything about this is gloriously, idiotically, catastrophically American and I love it.

I don’t think it’s a terribly desirable car. But if it actually runs well and the AC actually blows cold, I think it squeaks by as a Nice Price

London Calling is my all time favorite album.  Hands down.  

Can never go wrong with The Clash-love it

London Calling is such a dope album