The particularly low landing

Breathing canned air didn’t work out well for this guy, so I think I’ll pass

On the flip side the biggest European treats not allowed in America are Universal Health Care and the Kinder surprises..

people making $2,500 a month saddled with $1,000 car payments

I just cannot figure out how and why people would be spending this much money on a depreciating asset. Between my wife and I we’re bringing in just under $400k a year and I wouldn’t even consider a new car.

See automotive depreciation curves and compare that with the reliability bathtub curve and it is pretty clear…

Temporary Secretary is such a goddamn blast, that and Check My Machine managed to reverse all my programming. I was under the delusion that Lennon was the “avant garde, experimental” one. I was so wrong.

I hope he didn’t compound his misery by watching it too.

With all due respect to this hack, just buy a toilet plunger. They aren’t expensive, and are an essential item to have in any home. If you somehow don’t have one and clog your toilet, just leave it and go to the nearest store and purchase one. If it’s late find the nearest 24 hour store. If there isn’t one near you,…

It really is. The Apple Reality Distortion Field is in full force regarding these things.

You have to go out of your way to photograph a vehicle so poorly.

Getting tired of the “but the holiday season” nonsense. Fuck the retail suckfest that is Christmas. Do what my family did years ago once all the kids were grown. Nobody buys anything for anybody. We all HAVE everything already. I haven’t bought a Christmas present in 25 years. We get together for food and good cheer,…

Those poor fictional characters! I can’t imagine how their nonexistent hearts must be breaking over seeing this!

Umm, though it is a motorsickle, the Harley Davidson clothing line needs to be burned to the ground and eradicated from the universe. Like most of their riders. 

I think his tire pressure was off by 0.4 psi.

ND.   Fix the cigarette lighter.   J/K NP

Volcano identifies as Republican.

Disappointed to see Vince Vaughn back. I did not enjoy his character last season. 

This is the proper way. Every drunk college guy knows this. The plasma that is created effectively removes all the crumbs, grease, dust and anything else in the toaster slots.

There’s only one solution:  make cheaper Honda Civics.