I’ve got a bitchin’ Camaro!

It’s probably out of warranty by now. ;-)

I am going to guess 30k lbs of feathers.

I’ll skip the obvious choices. Here’s mine.  Technically a chase as they are being followed by Max Von Sydow and Paul Dooley in a Town Car

You gotta be drunk to put with all those kids. Like my bus drivers back in the day.

Dang, you hardly fly your jet at all.  :) 

...I am divorced I have found myself with a little extra cash...

Hambo

It seems like with some effort and a sufficiently accommodating state, you can make this thing street-legal. Still totally impractical, but you COULD make a small grocery run…

By my figuring, $17,500 is about 115 nights at a Hampton Inn, after which you’d still have your wife, the respect of your neighbors, and your sanity. ND.

Should go triple for sports teams.

That goes for sports teams, too.

Flingapore Airlines

Actually, I agree. Stock they are blah but something about this one just looks right to me. 

Why oh why do I like this thing so much? I never even conceived of the possibility that someone would lift one of these eyesore. But now someone has, and it looks pretty darn good to me. I can see someone buying it for a price close to what they're askong.

Front bench seat and no center console? Station wagon, more like Shaggin’ Wagon, amiright?

Crash tests are awful.

Jebus, Google maps is one of the greatest inventions(?) of all time. Not a great as toilet paper but way up there. 

Serious mismatch here. Google Maps all the way. 

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