This was my thirteenth consecutive riot fest (cue all the rote old timer jokes), and hands down my worst one. Some of that was me. I had a tough time deciding whether to use my 2020 pass because you know why, but ultimately decided to with some ground rules: wear a mask basically the whole time (and always during any…

David, maybe you just need to keeping pushing the Bronco till it’s understood, and those Badlands start treating you good.

The souls of my vanquished enemies. 

Thanks Sackler family!  

I’ll take a little bit of solace in knowing she passed at home, instead of in some bar-less hospital…

In the early evening, just as the sun fell behind the trees - a gale blew from the west just right, and I heard the mournful cries of a broken man...

I guess I hadn’t been staring at the sun long enough

A Chinese, a Japanese, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Sri Lankan, an Indian, a Laotian, a Cambodian, an Afghani, and a Tibetan walk into a nightclub.

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender serves the gorilla his beer, and figuring the gorilla isn’t too bright, says, “That’ll be ten dollars.” The gorilla grudgingly pays.

Bartender says “haven’t I spotted you in here before?”

when I go on vacation, I like to not do things I do at home, which is sit down and watch tv

Camry:

Keep it in the backseat rather than the trunk

Problem is, this is no longer an S2000.  It’s the fat Elvis version of it’s original glorious self.  Huge CP!

In the video, Maggie is wearing a Mets shirt (which is technically classified as a Confederate monument because it celebrates a “lost cause”)

A bit surprised none of the Concept2 models were on here...they have been listed amongst the best ergometers for years. You do have the WaterRower, which is also listed at or near the top of most ‘top 5' lists.

A bit surprised none of the Concept2 models were on here...they have been listed amongst the best ergometers for…

Maybe it was a box full of these?

$899,900.00?

Pole vault.