Read the word YUGO and went straight to the Crack Pipe button. Don’t need to read anything else . . . .

In high school we always just hung something from the rear-view mirror that would give us direct information about pitch and roll, which also served as a g-sensor. Too far over in one direction or another meant “hang on to the oh-shit handles!”

Ramsey is a religion-based financial adviser who might be too extreme for many, but makes some good points regardless, as well as some shitty ones. 

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This article just feels like it’s encouraging bad habits. The answer is to not take on additional debt in the first place. The best choice is to get out of existing debt by changing lifestyle and picking up extra work.  

Hopper isn’t dead?

Babies give oil, toddlers give milk?

They should just throw a bunch of marbles in the middle and let them fight it out

There’s already a toilet that can swallow all of Trump’s shit. It’s called Fox News.

If only this tortoise species would go extinct...

I have a hot take - is it a bad idea?

We know that Sprint is circling the drain. They aren’t going to survive that much longer on their own. So is this merger really a bad idea?

In a general sense yes this consolidation is bad. But I don’t see Sprint being a major player that much longer, merger or no merger.

They must have different beliefs on assisted suicide than we do in the States.

Taint that the truth.

8 or 9pm.. depending how dark it was.

Outrageous Omission:

Not trying to be insulting, but this watch and all the others in its class are made for a different brand of crazy. And that is how it should be reviewed. It’s silly that anyone asked any Kinja editor to review this beast at all**.

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

Ok girls, put on your helmets and don’t tell your mother about this.