Read the word YUGO and went straight to the Crack Pipe button. Don’t need to read anything else . . . .

In high school we always just hung something from the rear-view mirror that would give us direct information about pitch and roll, which also served as a g-sensor. Too far over in one direction or another meant “hang on to the oh-shit handles!”

Ramsey is a religion-based financial adviser who might be too extreme for many, but makes some good points regardless, as well as some shitty ones. 

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This article just feels like it’s encouraging bad habits. The answer is to not take on additional debt in the first place. The best choice is to get out of existing debt by changing lifestyle and picking up extra work.  

Babies give oil, toddlers give milk?

There’s already a toilet that can swallow all of Trump’s shit. It’s called Fox News.

They must have different beliefs on assisted suicide than we do in the States.

Taint that the truth.

8 or 9pm.. depending how dark it was.

Outrageous Omission:

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

Ok girls, put on your helmets and don’t tell your mother about this.

Floyd’s Owner: I-I-I never thought I’d survive. I totally screwed the pooch here.

Macallan plans to respond with its own limited blend, simply named Tammy. 

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

So under the banner of being “patriots” they feel entitled to overwhelm and displace the redskins from their native land, big surprise.

Yeah, when I make home fries, it’s usually as an eggy breakfast accompaniment and it’s composed of leftover baby potatoes from the previous night’s dinner.