He seemed to be enjoying SCPD’s elite crowd control.

this is a (sweet and) sour turn of events for the Ball family.

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

Ease up A.J., it’s Dalton’s job to do the choking.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

“Speedo or Speedon’t, there is no try.” ~ Buff Yoda

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

This is a downer.

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

This isn’t right. Flair said a few years ago that when he dies “it’ll be in this ring or on top of a wild woman.”

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

These are the worst John Lennon parody lyrics ever.

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck…

So.... I really hate how your new comment section works. you scroll down to get to the comments and bam some other shit shows up. Like, #&% you on that. I just wanna read the Comments. Half the time there better then the actual article.

So.... I really hate how your new comment section works. you scroll down to get to the comments and bam some other…

Secondly, there’s nothing that says your 50s have to be utter misery. Shit, I can’t wait for my 50s. The kids will be out of the house by then. My whole adulthood will be leading up to that moment. I will be fucking BORN AGAIN.

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…

It’s like Apex vs Starter all over again.

Given what happened in last year’s finals, the Warriors are giving him this position:

I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.