I think this whole ‘ONE OF ONLY XXX’ train of thought makes people forget what they’re selling. Sure, the turd I dropped this morning is also a 1 of 1, but its still a turd.

Guess he was really amped up after the win.

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

I hear they had to bring it over on a tugboat like frickin’ King Kong.

Ah man, this sucks. As a Greensboro native, I remember Mike primarily through 5 nights a week of sports reporting when my parents commandeer the TV for the hourly block of News. It was a staple of my day for so many years, so that’s sad enough as it is.

Loved that old blue Greensboro Colisseum floor, so many ACC tournament memories. Got to see Worthy, Jordan, and co. go up against Georgia and ‘Nique (Al MacGuire calling for NBC) there in 1982.

My wife is the same, she calls it “travel belly.” She loves traveling, but is miserable because she can’t go.  Fiber doesn’t help, she needs home field advantage.

Bro, I’m pretty sure that’s a hornet.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Counterpoint: seeing the Pogues in concert.

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

Okay, I’ll bite. Why not.

A true odyssey. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a yes.

First Photo: Oh, man that is a sweet cop car ride Jimmy!

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

Curtilage... Sounds like Charles Barkley describing his knee