This is one of those articles where I got a few paragraphs in, thought “I’m like halfway done with this, right?” Then I scrolled down and saw that I was maybe 10% of the way through it and I fucked off straight to the comments.

Here’s the thing, over the past 10 years everyone got fucked in some way, except the oldest end of the Gen-x crowd, they had it easiest having almost paid off homes and long since paid off student loan. The reason everyone over 29 hates the millenials is because you guys never shut up! For crying out loud, if I had a…

I started reading thinking this would be big rant about people who overshare at work and I was ready to comment with my own stories of nightmare coworkers who tell me their life stories within the first week. I had to stop at paragraph...7? 8? Because I’m allergic to word salad. I’m guessing this piece never actually…

I hear you, but I’m also cackling so hard at the comments right now.

You are not alone. I was just thinking to myself that maybe I finally had too much to drink and all my brain cells are revolting against me.

I feel ya - I’m 30, and I’m flummoxed by all these thought pieces by people only a few years behind me. I can’t relate at all. There’s a piece kicking about called, “Fuck you, I’m not a millennial” (sorry, can’t remember which publication) that perfectly described how I feel about this gap - the writer is a few years…

We get it. But the writing is objectively bad.

Alls I know is I shined a laser pointer at the wall at work and caused a 9-millennial pile-up.

I thought I was having a stroke.

Of course, it is just as weird and funny from the other side. All the old people read articles like this and think, “why do young people think all older people who work are somehow responsible for the hell we all have to work in now.” We certainly aren’t excited that companies have downsized and made all of us do the…

I spent 2 paragraphs being concerned for my suddenly crap reading comprehension skills, then thankfully thought to check the comments.

Please know that I am unable to stop myself from doing this because of my job. Here goes:

I really tried.

Earlier this evening, I read an article about how it’s awful to work with people my age, because we’re… something. It was unclear

impressive that you read closely enough to make a connection

You’re not just thinning the value of something you’ve already got by applying it too often and too far, which is currently the case across the temporal board.

There sure were a lot of words and letters in this. The author is good at putting lots of letters and words in a group.

Glad I’m not alone.

I know these letters and most of the words, but I can’t tell what they are trying to say.

Between his stance on abortion and this position on dildos Cruz is dangerously underestimating the trollop voting bloc. I really want to make bumper stickers that say “I’m an irredeemable slut, and I vote.”