I was already really sad about Chyna. Now I am just morose. She was such a gender equality champion.

aretha franklin, our collective grandmother who just learned to use the internet and took it way too far

This is the reason I don’t have a cat. I don’t want my face eaten.

“Chyna died days before she was found.” As a single woman with no family in my town, this is my biggest fear. Jesus take the wheel.

I hope his refrigerator dies while he’s a work and his dog poops in his favorite shoes and his best friend butt dials him while talking about how he’s really lost it, and his land lord decides it’s time to renovate and cancels his lease six months early, and his work decides to rearrange some offices landing him in a…

Mills was accused of approaching a sister of slain Sandy Hook Elementary School teacher Victoria Soto during a charity race in November and angrily claiming the shootings never took place.

Yeah, but she was always hot and in a ton of movies while he was an unknown/unemployed. It’s usually the guy that strays once he gets a little fame (read: random women breaking their necks to sleep with him). I’m rooting for them too, but if he keeps hanging with party boys like Evans, the odds aren’t that great. IMHO.

EXCUSE ME, am I the only one worried that Usher is sitting so close to that jet engine? No one’s too famous for basic safety.

I knew it!

Patti Lupone told me today that if you take a Pepcid before drinking you won’t get a hangover.

Lin is gonna keep humblebragging straight into that EGOT

Oh Ryan, that hat...

Advice from one diva to another: Patti Lupone told me today that if you take a Pepcid before drinking you won’t get a hangover.

True story Donald Trump is actually a cursed penis. Underneath the orange glow and that wig is the animated engorged penis of a man who did someone wrong.

You are ON FIRE today!

“I DONT KNOW MAR-GOOOOOOOOOO”.

Julia was a ridiculously wealthy person from the day she was born due to family money, and all you hear about her is what a kind, good hearted, hard working woman she is, and how respected she is for earning her comedy cred on her own, without the influence of her father’s money. She is an icon of comedy, and proof…

And she was also Margo.

I really wish Oprah would tweet at her directly and and tell her to “shut up”. Two words short and sweet.

She does have a black friend! Or maybe it was Ramona? Or Sonja? Luanne maybe? Pretty sure it was Carole, she downtown!