Why wait? I keep hoping one of his impromptu “pressers” is nothing but reporters hammering him and not letting up. “Sir, why are you an idiot? Just be bald. No one takes you seriously - Mr Trump, can we get pictures of you in a clown costume? Sir! Why do you keep hitting on your daughter?”

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

Putin’s jizz.

I am so sick and tired of Chrissy Teigen’s filthy mouth: the name-calling, the way she leads people at rallies calling for violence against minorities, the way she brags that she can grab people by the pussy, and can shoot people on 5th ave...

I was really hoping for a transcript.... I’m too delicate for that hardcore stuff.

He’s looking for credit for scheduling the meetings and then cancelling the meetings.

Well at least that will give them a sense of pride and accomplishment 

As fucking pathetic as this whole thing has been, it does bring a smile to my face thinking about Trump drawing on the map with a sharpie all while saying to himself “Donald you goddamned brilliant stable genius! No one will ever question the authenticity of this!”

In a related story, Trump unveiled a new picture today that conclusively proves his inauguration crowd was bigger than Obama’s:

All three of those are lies, though.

Perkins said. “I mean, look, we’ve taught our kids that they come about by chance through primordial slime,

Trump had firmly suggested (but didn’t “command”) Pence stay at his private club.

The most prevailing ‘product’ sold with ARs is not the weapon itself, or the accessories, but the story. The story that somehow, a group of scrappy rebels can stand up and defend freedom against anything with their guts, gumption, know-how, and a Black Rifle.

“....’knife crime,’ which is totally out of control in London. People are afraid to even walk the streets.”

Kahn should focus on.... ....”knife crime,” which is totally out of control in London. People are afraid to even walk the streets. He is a terrible mayor who should stay out of our business!

It’s so pathetic that Trump complains about “knife crime” in London while we’ve had three AR-15 mass shootings in the past 30 days.

Also: https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/

I hope Varadkar and Barrett eat nothing but bananas for lunch.  Just banana after banana, with an occasional sloppy sip of milk.

“You know, they love me in the Netherlands.”

I love that the greatest fantasy for conservative Christians is the fall of civilization so they can start murdering the unclean heathens.