It never ceases to amaze me how people treat cooking, cleaning, errand running and bill paying as these “heroic” activities (ex, OMG a MAN is doing dishes, and “I’m a SAHM CEO super mommy”) when in reality it’s basic shit that adults do to function in the world.

the “political climate inside Washington has made it impossible for me to receive balanced and fair consideration for this position.”

Because I am sick and tired of the entire country clutching their pearls about the poor working class white men while conveniently forgetting working class PoC got screwed too, and that we treated them like trash. Let’s make good to the people who had it worse first and then shed tears for the guys who have access to…

Can I put in a vote for “wait it out?” My God, when is this guy going to have a stroke already?

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That’s not fair, they at least understand racism and grift.

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

No, no, they are just temporarily “not rich.”

Yeah, I thought mental education was just called education. That’s why we tack the physical on the front to differentiate it from all the other education going on.

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

I love the insinuation that if the rich don’t get even more tax cuts that they’ll... stop paying taxes? Their money already isn’t here you dumb assholes.

It turns out when you’re a person worthy of loyalty and respect, and you surround yourself with same, the people who work for you aren’t inclined to drag you to the press.

Funny how these neo nazis are forgetting how much old Adolf hated Russians. 

“....Also, there is NO COLLUSION”

Donny, bubbie, you’re the fucking President. You’re the one you are yelling at to “DO SOMETHING”. Sooooo, DO SOMETHING, or shut the fuck up.

“Hey, I only hired this guy *AFTER* he did all those crimes! So it’s all cool, right?”

It’s reasonable to predict they go down together (which may be the first time Pence goes down; but that’s Mother’s problem).

For the last time: HILLARY 👏 CLINTON 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 FUCKING 👏 PRESIDENT

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?