You’re getting repetitive. Tell your writers you need new material.

The dumb shit knows 100 words and approximately 80 of them refer to size or hyperbole.

Agreed. It shows you what a two-bit hack he really is. I know it’s a total “be careful what you wish for” scenario, but he really could do some Hitler level shit if he wanted too, but he doesn’t. He’s so small potatoes, the limit of his evil is golfing and hawking his own personal brand on the government’s dime. He…

Well thank you for letting us know, citizen! Ball’s in your court now, Naughty Dog. Check and mate!

Quick, someone get this man a bunker so it can all play out like Hitler’s last days! 

Cool,cool, cool. Just like when the wife with the black eye tells the cops there was no domestic abuse.

So much borscht that we have to make “lots” singular possessive!

The classic Bloody Mary defense. I believe Clarence Darrow used that in the Scopes Trial.

I think the most clear defense in Trump’s favor here is the mention of Biden 3 times did not produce said Joe Biden via magical wormhole nor did it inadvertently conjure Beetlejuice.

Boris and Trump make most Roman emperors look like stone-sober judges. 

“Shitlibs”? Ouch. That’s such a scathing insult, I might cry myself to sleep over that one. That’s great coming from a half wit that can’t express himself in any way beyond bumper stickers and rejected fascist marketing symbols.

If he thought he was fucked when Mueller began his investigation, what does he think now behind closed doors?

Yet Trump can bypass Congress with his bullshit executive orders and declare “emergencies” with no real urgency to them in order to divert funding for his worthless wall.

How about the Taco Bell Peace Prize? Would that work? I know it sounds ethnic, but it’s still close enough that it could slip through his already pathetically weak mentality.

Let’s keep that pressure on. Maybe if we shoot for 72 hours or more, that sweet release the country needs will finally come a-knockin’.

How do GOPers reconcile with left-leaning combat veterans? That’s the sort of thing that would short out any advanced AI.

It was totally Saudi Arabia and he promised to bomb whoever they told him to, sight unseen. I’d bet Ivanka’s dick on it.

No, I mean how the right defines “Christian”, “morals”, and “I’m not really gay”.

Please, you think his Adderall dealer takes credit??!!

Trump supporters have such a loose definition of “courage” that it barely exists as a word. Much like how they define “patriotism”.