So much borscht that we have to make “lots” singular possessive!

The classic Bloody Mary defense. I believe Clarence Darrow used that in the Scopes Trial.

I think the most clear defense in Trump’s favor here is the mention of Biden 3 times did not produce said Joe Biden via magical wormhole nor did it inadvertently conjure Beetlejuice.

Boris and Trump make most Roman emperors look like stone-sober judges. 

“Shitlibs”? Ouch. That’s such a scathing insult, I might cry myself to sleep over that one. That’s great coming from a half wit that can’t express himself in any way beyond bumper stickers and rejected fascist marketing symbols.

If he thought he was fucked when Mueller began his investigation, what does he think now behind closed doors?

Yet Trump can bypass Congress with his bullshit executive orders and declare “emergencies” with no real urgency to them in order to divert funding for his worthless wall.

How about the Taco Bell Peace Prize? Would that work? I know it sounds ethnic, but it’s still close enough that it could slip through his already pathetically weak mentality.

Let’s keep that pressure on. Maybe if we shoot for 72 hours or more, that sweet release the country needs will finally come a-knockin’.

How do GOPers reconcile with left-leaning combat veterans? That’s the sort of thing that would short out any advanced AI.

It was totally Saudi Arabia and he promised to bomb whoever they told him to, sight unseen. I’d bet Ivanka’s dick on it.

No, I mean how the right defines “Christian”, “morals”, and “I’m not really gay”.

Please, you think his Adderall dealer takes credit??!!

Trump supporters have such a loose definition of “courage” that it barely exists as a word. Much like how they define “patriotism”. 

Gee, a dumbass with small-time world experience and views refuses to travel and gain a global view and experiences? Shocking. The fact of the matter is you’re an ignorant coward who just chooses to hide the fact behind indignation rather than take initiative to make yourself a better and more understanding person by…

Aaaaaaaand he’s orange. Either he’s taking image lessons from the Anus In Chief or he’s getting into the Halloween spirit by going around looking like a pumpkin.

“Personal responsibility” until they’re born, then fuck ‘em until they can go off to fight and die. The GOP Circle of Life. 

Versus the murder of born children and adults down at the border at the full support of the GOP and your useless “president”? Fuck off. You’re trolling isn’t even so bad it’s good. You’re just embarrassingly stupid.

GAH!!! Rafi, why did you switch the picture to the double anuses??!! I may be permanently turned off.

I see she’s giving the lazy “Heil” versus the more formal, straight-arm out one they give at her asshole father’s KKK/”Presidential” rallies.