Oh god! Sanctimonious Christians are the worst. What the hell is wrong with just inhabiting a space to mom reading to her kids? What kind of monster are you?

I went to bat for me niece today because she posted a very heartfelt message regarding the election. So naturally some dipshit friend just had to do a whole dog and pony show, the upshot being that she’s the real victim here because everybody’s calling her names because she voted for Trump. My poor niece is trying…

I’ve got family who voted for Trump now reposting “politicians don’t fix things, artists and writers and hurk durk, etc. etc., love trumps hate” shit on Facebook and will someone please hold me because I am about to spit pure fire and just burn it all down.

Update: “Police arrested Melody Turner, 30, after she shoved the victim in front of a southbound 1 train at 42nd Street and Seventh Avenue around 1:20 p.m. when horrified passersby alerted police that she was calmly trying to walk out of the station, officials and sources said....Sources said Turner, who has a history…

The truly amazing thing about this whole campaign (and the 30 years that preceeded it) is how a woman who independent and impartial analysis rates as “somewhat better than the rest of ‘em”, with a 30 year record of public service in which her worst verifiable transgressions are “changed position on various social…

Stop it. SEX while intoxicated is not a crime, but RAPE is a crime whether the victim or the perpetrator were drunk. Women who are intoxicated while having sex are not “designated victims.” Lots of women have sex while intoxicated. I have had quite a bit of intoxicated sex in my life -with one-night stands, with…

This is why I think it’s distasteful for her to make a grab for millions in this case. Other victims on campus said that she was doing her job poorly before the story broke. Yet she didn’t lose a job or salary, her claim is entirely based on emotional and “reputational” claims.

I saw Derren Brown live and he does the *most* amazing cold reads. He’ll know about people’s childhood dogs were called (and what breed they were), what someone’s grandmother left to them in her will, a funny story about someone’s late uncle’s beloved canary yellow Ford Capri...

The only thing Wenner’s statement means is that they’re going to appeal so admitting to any wrong doing would be insane.

Between this and the Daveed Diggs video today, I’m feeling very targeted by the media. I’M ALREADY VOTING FOR HER MEDIA AND I HAVE DONE TONS OF VOLUNTEERING AND DONATED MONEY TOOOOOOOO

Tea Kettle... Tea kettle?

Mexican here. Seconding that Catrinas and Sugar skulls are FINE. Yes, THEY ARE FINE to wear on Halloween, people. These are characters, costumes, caricatures. Not real people. They’re fantasy. Like vampires, werewolves, witches, fairies. These are not sacred, religious, Catholic, Saints, etc. They are caricatures.…

“Yeah, he selectively edits the films, but there’s enough continuous film to suggest that he’s admitting to collusion.”

Yes, you have successfully restated the entire purpose of selective editing. Well done.

Its more likely she couldn’t read the memo.

No, fuck YOU. It is not Huma’s fault. Why don’t you go woman-blame yourself off a tall building.

You don’t think comparing the behavior of previous Secretaries of State or the rules for Secertaries of State regarding personal email use are pertinent in a discussion about whether it was a mistake? That’s an incompetent statement. It’s hard for me to take you seriously when you make incompetent statements.

That was an excellent selection. Although I wish it was one entry longer because the one about the guy on the Craigslist date with the guy who worked real estate and was making noises in the basement was terrifying. I thought about that story for DAYS after I read it. Scary as hell.

Yeah, you have to suspend disbelief with a lot of these, but that one was painfully, obviously fake. It didn’t even have internal consistency.

I forgot this is America so if you’re mixed races the minority nullifies the white therefore making her only Thai. Because Duckworth is a very common Thai name.

So thin skinned that he put a lighthearted, cheeky reply on Instagram? Yeah, settle down, Hemsworth.