Tea Kettle... Tea kettle?

Mexican here. Seconding that Catrinas and Sugar skulls are FINE. Yes, THEY ARE FINE to wear on Halloween, people. These are characters, costumes, caricatures. Not real people. They’re fantasy. Like vampires, werewolves, witches, fairies. These are not sacred, religious, Catholic, Saints, etc. They are caricatures.…

“Yeah, he selectively edits the films, but there’s enough continuous film to suggest that he’s admitting to collusion.”

Yes, you have successfully restated the entire purpose of selective editing. Well done.

Its more likely she couldn’t read the memo.

No, fuck YOU. It is not Huma’s fault. Why don’t you go woman-blame yourself off a tall building.

You don’t think comparing the behavior of previous Secretaries of State or the rules for Secertaries of State regarding personal email use are pertinent in a discussion about whether it was a mistake? That’s an incompetent statement. It’s hard for me to take you seriously when you make incompetent statements.

That was an excellent selection. Although I wish it was one entry longer because the one about the guy on the Craigslist date with the guy who worked real estate and was making noises in the basement was terrifying. I thought about that story for DAYS after I read it. Scary as hell.

Yeah, you have to suspend disbelief with a lot of these, but that one was painfully, obviously fake. It didn’t even have internal consistency.

I forgot this is America so if you’re mixed races the minority nullifies the white therefore making her only Thai. Because Duckworth is a very common Thai name.

I don’t think anyone doubts you. However, there is no legal obligation for someone to contest this. This is the blindspot your billable-hours biased mind is missing. Just because someone legally CAN be dickhole, doesn’t not mean they are legally obligated to be one.

This is exactly how to explain Benghazi to people, in the mythical scenario where you could have a chance of changing a person’s mind.

So thin skinned that he put a lighthearted, cheeky reply on Instagram? Yeah, settle down, Hemsworth.

I’m pretty sure we’re all agreed that none should be private. If only some are, stopping the whole thing is a bit easier.

When I was in the second grade, I got in trouble for some thing or another. I don’t remember what. But I had to bring a note home and get it signed by my mom, then bring it back the next day. Not wanting to get in more trouble, I decided to cunningly forge my mom’s signature. I spent entire minutes practicing to…

Well, that’s some serious trolling, Sarah. You do know that Malik Obama is not American, don’t you (unlike his half-brother, the president, who most certainly is American)? And are you aware that one reason Malik Obama is estranged from his half-brother, the president, is that Malik is pro-Hamas. I’m pretty sure he’s…

Show me an apartment with a balcony that doesn’t include the balcony as part of the apartment blueprint and I will eat a shoe. That’s some fucking bullshit calling the balcony “outside the property” and I am genuinely disgusted by this.

The jury asked a lot of questions while considering their verdict.

Don Draper: The Early Years shit.

Sounds like all of his children should be immediately removed from that family’s sphere of influence. And potentially out of the community that apparently wants a rapist father back.

Much better that a girl should be forced to live a man who raped her repeatedly than that boys should have to be sad because their father wasn’t allowed to repeatedly rape their sister with no consequences.