You and me both. I had my nails done today and an abortion. Abortions are something I look forward to. Today’s was a Christmas treat to myself. I’ve already scheduled my New Years Eve one.

“I am sorry, I didn’t see it happen” or “I am sorry, I did not realize that was happening.”

I didn’t realise common traditional Irish names were so offensive. WTF?

It’s a continuation of the story told in the books, not the movies. The movies (which had a cast that was also quite different physically than was described in the books) have nothing to do with this play.

lol k

Look on the bright side! If you’re tanning your skin that often, you may not have to worry about getting leathery or old.

I also base my social awareness on reality shows. Like, have you ever noticed that every group of people contains exactly one gay guy? Weird.

When I was about 9, I thought that once you had your period, it was somehow a permanent state of things. Why this thought didn’t upset me really shows how little I knew of periods! Menstruating forever and ever? Oh well! *shrugs, skips away*

I think you’re missing the fact that this is a matter of opinion. I loved some of those movies. You didn’t. Oh well.

So my Muslim friends who worked hard for years to get permanent residency, jobs, tenure, and citizenship were really just being passive aggressive the whole time and don’t really want to be here? They could have just said so.

She looks like Jackie Kennedy if Jackie was a dead ringer for Natalie Portman. 1/5 stars would not Portman again.

Apparently you’ve never heard of Marie Curie, Virginia Apgar (whose pioneering work increased infant survival rates), Harriet Brooks (Canada’s first nuclear scientist), Nobel prize winner Gerty Cori, Rosalind Franklin (who helped discover DNA), etc., etc.; but I wouldn’t expect a MRA to be very good at history.

Or a man to be very good at understanding the female reproductive system. Amirite?

Oh honey, you’re the one who’s not good at science. When I miscarried at 6 weeks, all it was was a heavy period. So yes, all I used was tampons and pads. Would I have to bury my maxi pads?

Plenty of periods include embryonic tissue, as a very high percentage (30 to 50%) of fertilized eggs fail at the early implantation stage, and are flushed out with the normal period.

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

That kid looks like a young Kathy Geiss. Or, it could just be the haircut.

Earlier this year isn’t old news and who cares if it is? People still make jokes about Robert Downey Jr’s five year long coke binge. And #winning is still a thing, regardless of Charlie Sheen’s relevance.

um the best part is Amanda Bynes’ response.

RBG taking oath, Marty holding the bible. So loving, so proud.