Banning you from Jalopnik from eternity.

Not remarking on how much food a female patron orders (HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE).

My buddy had just come back from his second tour in Iraq. We were stuck in heavy traffic on a raised drawbridge, so to pass the time, I ate his asshole like a leap-year kid with a birthday cake BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING PATRIOT.

Not if you're an LGBT person who, I don't know, wants the right to visit their husband/wife in the hospital in an emergency. Or who wants them covered by their insurance. Or who wants full parental rights over their kids.

Colombia*

That doesn't mean it never existed or that it isn't a black spot on the country's history.

As a protest, I heard only 3/5 of the Clippers will play at one time.