Coming to Austin in 2014...just not in my area.

And kanye could serve time for recording taylor swift. Yeah right.

I think glenn is coming back from this one. I have a feeling.

But it will keep him warm.

God we’re lazy. I’ll take two.

Where’s the toilet scene from Dumb and Dumber? Powerful

Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.

Where’s fox eyes? I’m accustomed to seeing her in posts like this.

I hope the parents rewarded the s*** out of the kid

Whole beans are terrible chipotle. Terrible.

Done

Where’s the villianous parent screaming to get off of the furniture?

This will be my new colgne.

You want some ‘merica? Here’s some ‘merica!

I knew it. I knew it would happen. All those fears as a child weren't in vain.

Zombie crime drama? I'm intrigued and wish to know more.