Kim and kanye go to jail? Yeah right, and Hillary too will go to jail for her crimes.

Can the chips measure pressure?

Where’s the 1.5 hour line of people wrapped around it?

Smok’em if you got’em

The ability to toast is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

He knows Uhura’s middle name.

Or it’s all the garbage they’re eating.

Assemble the Jaegers. NAY!!!! Voltron.

Finally, the answers we truly need.

Now image she’s white...

Makes me want to dump a lot of plastic in the ocean. A LOT of it.

I don’t want to live anymore. :(

We got rid of uber/lyft. Give us money.
/austin mayor