"...er...smoke'em if you got'em. We're going down."

@ptbrindley: Attawaytogo

So it begins. "I'll need your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle."

If apple would just play nice with Adobe, throw a front view camera(facetime), add USB ports and throw in a free hooker, I could be buying an iPad next year.

How much for a used one?

Love it when we build/design handicaps.

Note to self, ignore John Mellencamp. Hurts so good.

facetime on my TV?

On an SSD now. Don't ever want to go back...unless it's a desktop with an SSD for startup and a HDD for the rest.

There are good unboxing videos?

@cuevas: Sharp knees man. Sharp knees

If this was real, who would hire her?

You have my attention.

dammit, cue the double rainbow jokes

Liver failure?

Still don't know what it was for.

fap? fap? fap?

@Sent from my toilet:

Sweet, 15 minute movie chunks.