LOL!

Now THAT’S cruel and unusual punishment! I love it.

It’s almost like you know me.

And go medieval on their ass(es).

“Don’t ever mix ammonia with anything, either.”

Including a few drops of dish soap?

It must be really exhausting for a 70 year-old man in “declining health” to keep playing whack-a-mole as all of the women he assaulted finally get their cases heard.  But I bet Weinstein would have found plenty of vigor to keep assaulting them if he wasn’t behind bars.

Same.

Meanwhile, Don Lemon is 56. Consistent with his bumbling response in this matter, perhaps we might be inspired to connect some age-related dots. Just sayin’.

Never mind that Jesse Pinkman’s salty snack of choice was Funyuns. Now a commercial for THAT would have been hilarious!

Not if you weigh it with your handy kitchen scale.  A typical stick of butter is 4 oz.

I wonder who Putin’s player to be named later will be? 

A perfect antidote to all of those bogus crisis pregnancy centers!

He deflated her tires as a ruse to make her helpless? What a charmer!  That’s a Ted Bundy-level tactic right there.

FWIW, I don’t think Haley actually was calling for Warnock to be deported. She just let her jumbled, right-wing rhetoric get the better of her. Still not a good look, but perhaps not quite as bad as the literal interpretation of what she said.

I used to know someone who had a lifelong career in social services.  She witnessed MANY experiences like this one.  Managers who purport to be caring and humanistic to the downtrodden can be anything but to their employees.  This person used to mock her managers with the phrase “GTF out of my way, I’m helping people.”

And just because I love stirring up trouble, I’ll comment that many, if not most, dishwashers have a rinse-only cycle.

I see what you did there.

Yeah, just like there’s a fundamental right to privacy.

Is that you, Kanye?

Thank you for winning the internet today, Mr. Worfington. That chortle you just heard was from me.