The federal budget deficit has declined every year from 2009 to 2015 already.

I never called it rape. I called it sexual assault. A university doesn’t pay $300,000 for a mooning. He shoved his ass, taint, balls and dick on her face and then wouldn’t let her move while others watched and laughed. I’m sure you're right though, he probably emerged from it as a better man

This isn’t a legitimate excuse. He violated the terms of the settlement twice long after he was out of college. Peyton Manning is a piece of shit.

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

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The problem I see with this, it can be taken advantage of in the opposite direction. If you can always choose to take the ball out instead of shooting free throws, DeAndre Jordan will *never* shoot free throws again. I agree that Hack-a-whatever sucks, but there does need to be some kind of downside to being an…

That’s really kind of unfortunate as the only thing that would bring me back to GTA V is single player content. Then again, I don’t appear to be their target market any more.

Maybe I’m old school, but I absolutely detest video journalism. Nothing against your attempt, Mr. Klepek, but I believe it to be an evolution the needs to be un-Darwined. I enjoy Kotaku because it’s one of the few geek sites that still write way more often than they make a video. I would’ve loved to read the article,…

I don’t know, the Betamax case was mainly framed around the issue of time-shifting. It would be a stretch to apply that here, especially as the original recorder is dead and thus unlikely to be watching it at any future time.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Exactly. Every catch requires a definition of not just “catch,” but all of the caveats that pre-empt a catch (“possession,” “football move,” “one to two steps,” etc.). These pre-emptive points on the timeline ought to have their own rules.

Something that bothers me about all of the coverage of Daniel Holtzclaw is that I haven’t seen and heard enough about the gorgeous human being who brought him to justice: Jannie Ligons. I’ve endured every angle of Holtzclaw’s rage-y, deflated mug, and haven’t heard enough about the first police complaint, the first…

Wow memegenerator is exactly as quality as I would expect

Linux because servers don’t usually run windows?

Oooooh! I know I know I know.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

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HamNo would critique this guys form and discuss how he’s neglecting his core. Then he’d bitch about yogurt for 5,000 words.

I don’t understand why they would make it impossible to carry things on the roof of a SUV. But then again, I’m just a silly scandinavian.