*searches Deadspin for “tongue in cheek video Bills fans”*

Not only is Manning aware that he regularly hits the deck, but he also knows the officials won’t always end the play there. It’s a very specific “play to the whistle” counsel for his receivers.

This would seem to push the resolution of Oakland’s A’s/Raiders struggle back a couple of years.

I made a Roethlisberger rape joke about Roethlisberger raping someone because Roethlisberger rapes people.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

I thought this was because he was banned for life from voting because of the whole Deadspin thing a few years back. If so, it’s a hell of a joke. If he still votes for the BBWA and didn’t vote Griffey, it’s rather asinine.

Ha! I’m a lion’s fan and a Detroiter, and damn it, I hate to admit you’re right. But all jokes aside before they changed the blackout rule Art van (the furniture company) would buy out most of the tickets just so residents could watch the game on TV. Side note, Ford field is hella nice.

No it isn’t. This article neglects to point out the the LA Times stands by their claim that they demoted him because he misled the paper about a conflict of interest he had: getting them to link his column to a viral video Simers was in, but not telling them that the video was actually created with the purpose of…

Discrimination is terrible. I remember after Kaz Ishii got his skull fractured after taking a line drive to the face, an injury so bad he needed a titanium plate put in his head. And I remember after Ishii recovered and started pitching again, how TJ Simers mocked him for being tentative.

Are you old enough to have read “Notes On A Scorecard”? It was on the second page of the Times every day (aside from Friday, if I recall correctly). Allan Malamud wrote it. Excellent writing, simple, no venom. If you read one thing in the Sports section, you read that and Jim Murray. Malamud had a cameo in Hoop…

Further, Judge William A. MacLaughlin wrote there was “substantial evidence” that motherfucker was never a sports writer.

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

This is all the proof you really need.

Living in Maine it seemed every “Flat Lander” who was “From Away” that had Conneticut plates drove a Volvo Wagon, like they handed them out in welcome baskets.

If you’re going to use drag terms, what Weeden did was a read, where you call a bitch a bitch to her bitch face. Somehow the cross section of Deadspin readers and fans of Paris is Burning is limited. This explains everything perfectly. Take it away Dorian darling:

Sepp Blatter does indeed look exposed, Tim, but at least he’ll always have your whitewashed portrayal of him.

I never heard of it either and I graduated from law school in 1991. At first I thought it was a horrible typo that should have been “battery” but then I looked it up.

Excuse me, but isn’t acting for money what actors do? All the work available isn’t always ‘Citizen Kane’ material but it’s hard to say no to work. How many of us have worked at crappy jobs, with terrible bosses because we need the income to live.

This often means there were one or two people holding out and everyone else wanted to go the other way. Doesn’t necessarily indicate the prosecutions case was weak at all.

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