Hahahaha. I know you’re trolling or being performatively lefty or something, but the statement that Bernie isn’t dying . . . just beautiful. He truly is a god not a human being.

Yes. The headline makes it sound like this great shot is off a rebound from that miss.

Obviously, I know that “finding work” is a sort of idiomatic expression and you do make the point that he’s on lists and being considered for jobs. Still, it’s sort of obscuring the key point. If Mel Gibson were going around Hollywood, hat in hand, repenting his sins, saying how sorry he was for things, promising to…

Zero scandals. Really? Perhaps you don’t remember how Obama tried to appoint a man with known ties to healthcare lobbyists and a private equity firm to be Secretary of Health and Human Services. Just think of the ruin Tom Daschle would have done had he not been forced to withdraw his name. A compromised cabinet…

It won’t be effective. The wall. The wall won’t be effective.

Scholars who study “illegal” immigration have found that the absence of economic incentives is basically the only thing that stops immigrants from coming. If you can make more money and have a better life on one side of a wall than you can on the other,…

I agree with the spirit of your points and definitely take your side in the argument. Still, your comments shows a couple of misconceptions.

Seven appearances? Did their losses in 1986 and 1997 get retconned when Belichick took over?

Not at any additional cost. That money was always going to the kelptocrats. They just funneled it through a lavish Olympics instead of some other state boondoggles.

Steve Sarkisian got four touchdowns out of Alabama tonight, but like so many other nights he needed a fifth.

Unlike most of what Trump says he’s going to do, at least tweeting the state of the union would be constitutional.

Losing is important for a team and especially for Draymond. If you want to kick a guy in the balls, you need to lose your balance. That’s just basic kinesiology.

MLB teams do hold open tryouts every year. So, it’s not inconceivable. Jim Morris went from drafted prospect to high school science teacher / baseball coach to motivational but horrid MLB relief pitcher. I’m sure there are a few former high school stars playing beer league games who saw that Disney movie and think…

Michael Gaines and a case of Zima.

I get it. It’s a postmodernist meta-comment thing. You’re trying to show that neither comments nor athletic departments need adhere to some positivist notion of consistency. Just as you can state you’re not comparing rape and bird-flipping only to subsequently compare rape and bird-flipping, so too can athletic…

Maybe once Obummer leaves office and JJ can start paying workers less he’ll invest some of that savings in actually edible meat.

Nah.

Fuck Jimmy Johns it’s objectively worse than any local sandwich option outside of the rural Great Plains.

Elsie’s still out there? Did Ford put a fake memory in Bernard’s head?

Can MLB use the savings to pay for the Giants territorial rights to the South Bay originally gifted by the A’s to help with Giants own stadium problems?

In a strange way, the continued revelations of tapes and transcripts at this point actually give a little bit of credence to Trump’s otherwise ridiculous claim that ‘the media’ has conspired against him. If all these facts had come out when he was just starting his campaign, he could have quietly shut it down and let…

As an A’s fan, I’ll give up (okay I’ll slightly lessen) my hatred for Giants fans in general when the team gives up their claim to all of northern California as their territory.

A bit of a traditional, even cliche, take as takes go, but smart and thoroughly enjoyable. Mixing a nice bit of tautology (journalists are journalists) with some widely available moral imperatives (lies are bad) gives it a nice safe but still slightly piquant quality.

Do you preheat something like this or just start…