Are you sure she’s allergic to tacos? Maybe your sister has been using hardshells and she’s allergic to crunchy.

Good kinja.

Um. Is this satire? I can’t tell if HamNo is actually suggesting that people receiving life saving and life sustaining aid from Clinton Foundation programs should actually die because of a vague concern for ethics, or if he’s making fun of people who think that.

I grew up in South Dakota and . . . I find it almost impossible to believe you. Mostly, I want to know where you had that cheesesteak. If it’s anywhere east river, I’ll have to track it down.

Yes, but both Dakotas are very, very, very flat.

Yes. Thankfully this game comes out five days AFTER my wife’s birthday.

It’s a horrible question, but classical Chinese cosmology does contemplate a connection between natural disasters and human (usually political) disasters. For instance, this way of looking at things connects the 1976 Tangshan earthquake and the death of Mao Zedong. Again, it’s a horrible question and if he was told…

Um...
“Connecticut is about to win its fourth straight women’s basketball title (heretofore unprecedented in all of college hoops)”

You either don’t know what heretofore and unprecedented mean or you forgot that UCLA had quite a good basketball team from 1967 to 1973. Or, I guess, you think that seven is less than four.

In what could have been a fantastic BCO crosspost, Prince Tuesday also worked as a restaurant server to make a few bucks and / or find good weed and coke connections as he is the only teenager in the land.

Yes, but only if he’s still in the race on November 6. If having sex with Trump would get him to drop out of the race two days before the general election, then I’d definitely do it.

Fifth Gear stopped because Jeremy Clarkson punched a producer on a completely different show? Wow.

Spurs play Arsenal on March 5. Not sure what March 7 North London Derby you have in mind.

Getting hit by a car?

Chicago does have excellent Mexican food and a huge, vibrant, Chicano/a population; Chicago definitely has nachos to rival Texas, California, New Mexico, etc.

Chicago also has the guy a few threads down arguing that Ditka’s Pot Roast Nachos are the best. So...

Can you believe the janitors who work in Sepp Blatter’s office do it because they need a paycheck? Don’t they know he and FIFA are evil? How dare they support their families by doing their jobs for people who will pay them.

Does this post add anything but snark to the story? Any original reporting? Where were Roth’s…

Is the penultimate sentence / paragraph / whatever the hell you call the thing that begins with “There” and ends, mercifully, with “lambaste” meant to be a caricature of MLS speak? If so, well done. If not, then consider revising it for clarity.

He’ll be happy if he gets a fifth of what he wants.

But, if there’s no competition then why is any of this even interesting? I think Jordan would win the majority of the time, but not every single time he faced Kobe. The stats marshaled in defense of either side are fundamentally abstractions that don’t / can’t account for the difference in both rules (or rules…

Damn it! That was the one possible bright spot to this bullshit.

Don Lemon is, well, if you can’t say something nice about someone ...

But, King’s original posts showed the Editorial Producer’s phone number and e-mail address. I hope that’s what led to the request to delete the posts. His response to the request was AWESOME, but posting her phone number to all his followers was not.