A pizza with a lot of cheese cut into squares? We had that in Ohio. Every Thursday in the school cafeteria.

The Bears are now so irrelevant that their notoriously garbage natural grass surface doesn’t even warrant a mention anymore

Benoit himself has written a very, very similar article about how frustrating it is from a schematic/gameplan standpoint when Rodgers ditches his reads/fucks them up and starts escaping the pocket. So I really, really don’t think it’s the race angle. It’s a (stated, by Benoit) preference for pocket passers that’s the…

I just got a visual of a bunch of grizzled girl scouts sitting with a bottle of gin lamenting the old days like tiny fallen gangsters. “We were Queens! We owned this neighborhood”.

The answer is more 2-Door SUV’s.

#goredhawks is going to cause a lot of confusion among fans of eviscerated birds of prey.

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Hey... Swamp is harsh, dude. Marshland, please.

I can make you fuck off? Nah, you can do that on your own. Have fun in Metry brahhh.

That’s my point, dipshit.

Hey, folks, it’s the same guy who below helpfully explains that Louisiana just up and decided to choose the French civil law system.

Hey, everyone, it’s the guy who knows nothing about New Orleans or Louisiana, come to share his ignorance! Merry Christmas to all!

I live in Gentilly, and fuck off.

oh man, this guy is going to be soooo pissed when he sees the new Zatarain’s logo

These are all the suburb fans. Nola is pretty chill, but drive 10 minutes out the city and you are in bum-fuck Louisiana.

“in University” and “Kraft Dinner” outs Nicholas as a low-down, shifty-eyed, Labatt-drinking Canuck.

“Sir, how did you get that candle all the way up there?”
“It’s dirty and sinful for a man to enter any woman, but sometimes, if I’m very good, Mother pours me a glass of warm skim milk, puts on a VHS copy of the Best of the Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour and goes to town on my backdoor area.”
“Just be more careful next…

I am sure that Philadelphia already has a battery of ideas to throw at this scenario.

I don’t think thats how it works in 2017. If record holds, whatever team you are rooting for loses in a humiliating fashion and/or the Patriots win again.

Probably should talk with your mom about her choice if sex partners.