OMFG AND SMAUG AND DROGON WERE BOTH DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Secondary ripoff: dual glands for chemical reaction fire creatin’, re: Reign of Fire.

At the same time, I’d rather be one of a dozen faceless goons one-shotted by wick in a setpiece shootout, vs a goon he murders one-one-one after a protracted beating JW’s ass > JW blocks most of my bludgeons > fight starts to flow in JW’s direction as he throat-chops & joint locks me to immobility > killing blow of…

Dragons have a strong sense of smell. Cersi’s farts on the Iron Throne, in this case.

Or, and stick with me here: Drogon can still smell Cersi’s farts on it.

Lol mad that Sean Bean died onscreen.

“Oh and hey folks, beside the fact that we tried to present Godzilla 2014 as the real world that found out it shared space w/ Godzilla and the M.U.T.O.’s, there are OTHER FUCKING DIMENSIONS THAT WE’RE AWARE OF AND ONE OF THEM SENT A GODZILLA-SIZED FLYING 3-HEADED LIGHTING DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”*

* (also a sweet excuse…

You’re here on AVClub - a site whose discussions are consistently polite even during disagreements - telling people GFYS for asking to back up your claims. And you’re accusing Them of trolling.

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The Rat was a choice by Markus, McFeely & the Russos. Obvs checked off by Feige / Marvel / Disney. All people of clear intelligence who could have chosen to created ANY explanation turned on our heroes doing something to save the day, at least with regards to getting Scott out of the quantum realm. So I’d say it was…

Tony Stark got lucky being imprisoned w/ a friggin Medical Doctor who had enough electromechanical engineering knowledge to install a magnet that kept shrapnel from destroying his heart. In a cave occupied by a desert militia / terrorist cell.

Steve Rogers got lucky even personally meeting Dr Ersking before getting his…

So what’s wrong with a little LUCK (to borrow your all-caps) now and then?

The Avengers got fucking lucky. And they took advantage of that luck to defeat Thanos. Hell, even major engagements of nearly every war in recorded history note a moment of luck that was either exploited to victory or ignored to defeat.

Old Man Steve Rogers, still infused w/ Supersoldier Serum, probably survived Peggy Carter’s dementia-laden passing, dutifully attending her bedside. Once Peggy passed, he’d have pulled that now-old timey thingamabob out and come back to “5 seconds.”

Except he’s just sitting there on a park bench, where presumably…

Yeah even in Infinity War, Peter really only fights Cull Obsidian to give Tony breathing room, and Thanos just as part of the de-gloving attempt. The rest of the movie he’s trying to save Dr Strange / the Guardians as they’re flung around Titan.

I love it when the subway commuters realize Peter’s just a kid and stand up for him.

“no killing rule” - I love that in infinity war, Peter basically brainstormed a murder for Tony, most likely without really thinking through all the ramifications.

Depends on bladder volume & sensitivity to said bladder volume. Alternative choice:

Very much so.

I watched these movies over and over as a kid. I loved them. And I look forward to massive destruction that these new films bring.

Let’s just face it: Kaiju FightWorld is not our Planet Earth, not our plane of reality. SF’s Financial District, Las Vegas Strip & Honolulu got leveled during the 2014 Godzilla film. As…

OMFG no wonder they killed Hela. Could you imagine an MCU baddie Eye-Off between Eva Green & Cate Blanchett? Actual real-life moviegoers would evaporate into dust even before Thanos got to Snap.

If they keep casting tall dudes, Logan will never get to embrace that Little Man Syndrome that lead to so many great bar brawls.