A slap-activated donkey-kicking horse, 2 Belgian Malinois w/ carbon fiber & kevlar plate vests, automatic shotgun w/ armor-piercing slugs, a dozen dozen throwing knives, & a neck-breaker library book w/ secret stash.

Cersi’s farts. Dragons have highly acute senses of smell, and can distinguish farts that linger on even iron chair surfaces. 

OMFG AND SMAUG AND DROGON WERE BOTH DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Secondary ripoff: dual glands for chemical reaction fire creatin’, re: Reign of Fire.

At the same time, I’d rather be one of a dozen faceless goons one-shotted by wick in a setpiece shootout, vs a goon he murders one-one-one after a protracted beating JW’s ass > JW blocks most of my bludgeons > fight starts to flow in JW’s direction as he throat-chops & joint locks me to immobility > killing blow of…

Dragons have a strong sense of smell. Cersi’s farts on the Iron Throne, in this case.

Or, and stick with me here: Drogon can still smell Cersi’s farts on it.

I wish that when Sam was at King Bran’s Council & opened the Tome, it was just a copy of the Petition. Then he donned a Greek tugboat captain’s hat and sauntered off. Credits.

Lol mad that Sean Bean died onscreen.

Thank you for putting that image in my brain. Palpatine is definitely a Force-Lightning-assisted air guitar kinda guy. OMFG I hope that makes it into Rise of Skywalker.

“Oh and hey folks, beside the fact that we tried to present Godzilla 2014 as the real world that found out it shared space w/ Godzilla and the M.U.T.O.’s, there are OTHER FUCKING DIMENSIONS THAT WE’RE AWARE OF AND ONE OF THEM SENT A GODZILLA-SIZED FLYING 3-HEADED LIGHTING DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”*

* (also a sweet excuse…

Yep. SpiderVerse: $90M budget, DCAU $2M-3.5M per film.

There’s some bullshit interwebs claim that Reign of the Supermen cost $130M but that money certainly did not make it to the screen.

You’re here on AVClub - a site whose discussions are consistently polite even during disagreements - telling people GFYS for asking to back up your claims. And you’re accusing Them of trolling.

“Put you agenda aside and just enjoy the fucking show.”

Take it up w/ the io9 staff while you’re at it.

What about formerly-Snapped romantic partners coming back to people who’ve moved on after 5 years?

Were a bunch of people across the planet trained to maintain nuclear reactors just after the Snap?

What was the state of world politics post-snap? Did some wars stop? Did some countries just “annex” military-depleted…

If it’s so non wishful-virtuous, then why didn’t Euron’s fleet murder all the Unsullied / Tyrion / Varys in the water while they were scooping up Misseandi? They had the time to do so at their leisure.

Oh, because they had Plot Armor. Tyrion b/c he’s a main character, Varys for whatever final death they’ve got planned,…

“GoT Literally is built on being realistic.” you know, with dragons & ice zombies and a guy who’s a expert dragon rider, in battle, after a single training ride, and has 5,600psi grip strength to withstand airborne dragon collisions during a magical ice zombie wizard whiteout.
 

Quite literally!

“the Snap tore a hole in our dimension.”

So other worlds exist beyond time-travel shenanigan decision making creating alternate timelines. World unaffected by MCU prime universe at least pre-Snap(s).

I agree w/ in-battle dragons assessment. But as far as old-school Targaryens’ scorched earth campaigns, a dragon could lay waste to an entire region’s farmlands & most towns / peasant homes no problem, thanks to wooden architecture and no discernible firefighting infrastructure. 

Beyond Dani’s snubbing at Winterfell, Sansa’s “my history of sexual assault and being sold as a political marriage pawn got me to this point so I’m cool w/ it all,” & Jamie shitting on Brienne to scurry back to Cersi:

Huge boo/hiss for Missandrei, only 1 or 2 PoC characters w/ speaking roles, getting beheaded - while…