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I must have missed the scenes where Barry Allen and Oliver Queen had their anuses checked for contraband while being processed by Police.

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Both Oliver Queen and Barry Allen have been arrested and processed by Police. Neither of those two have gotten their anuses checked for contraband. Separate Universes.

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Democrats are fucking idiots. And I say this as a Democrat voter who wiiiiiished Democrats weren’t such fucking idiots.

Nyssa was def. comedy mvp this episode. Great to see Felicity flustered out of her goddamn mind, and I’m not even close to a Felicity hater. Nyssa’s League of Assassins Divorce Dagger(™) was a great payoff.

“Sentimental Hack runs out of inanimate objects to portray as anthropomorphically evil, creates own shared universe continuity to save licensing budget.”

It looks like 2 dudes fighting over control of a Reseda microbrewery.

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aka Citizen Steel’s boner sound effect. (best imagined while looking at Alex Ross’ portrait of CS)

I would have loved it had Waverider intercepted Sputnik2 and snatched Laika so she could live a long, happy life w/ the Legends, and then at Series Finale, Laika dies of old age and Waverider crew returns her to the pod just before her historical death. Then USSR scientists would have to puzzle how in the hell space

With all due respect, Jared Leto’s character, a US Soldier / deserter on the run in Japan who gets adopted into a Yakuza clan, is literally inconsequential to the entire plot of “The Outsider” had that character just been a fledgling Japanese Yakuza member.

Jared Leto’s character, a US Soldier / deserter on the run in Japan who gets adopted into a Yakuza clan, is literally inconsequential to the entire plot of “The Outsider” had that character just been a fledgling Japanese Yakuza member.

At the end of the film, he and he alone goes into the enemy clan’s home, flanked by

Maybe they’ll lift that part from Secret Wars where Beyonder-powered Doom keeps resurrecting Cap b/c the dude’s spirit’s just so fucking strong, but w/ Thanos resurrecting Cap via fully-Stoned-up Gauntlet.

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At least it would’ve kept the talented Tadanobu Asano out of shitty Jared Leto White Savior vehicles.

Deadites are the best demons I’ve ever seen. I be they all laugh w each other at how Reagan from the Exorcist never Takes It To The Limit.

I really wish these characters were allowed to each bounce off each visited era’s inherent, unavoidable social / religious / racial / sexual bullshit exactly in character. The show would be even better for it.

THANK YOU! I was like, oh fucking shit! Gambi’s this Universe’s Shadow? Where’s the Red Scarf?!?
(also Gambi being The Shadow would go a LOOOONG way towards explaining his ever-expanding skillset)

Mocks Rory is a dedicated villain in the comics.

Motherfucking Hardware from DC Milestone!

The writing is Cracker Jack great when it’s just the Waverider personality fishbowl.

Imagine being a 15yr old kid trying to hunt down tangent issues integral to a major Crossover.

Or has to punch. Or swing her torso when she runs.