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For real. Why not just make a technical cloth version of this suit? Dude can literally stretch up 30 stories w/ a helicopter. He doesn’t need to look like a fucking Pan Em limo driver.
Or appeal to his terribly short attention span / hatred of any political adversary: “Considering the United Nations has referred to Ulysses Klaue’s affiliates as the Masters of Evil, do you support this budding defense contractor’s use of sonic weapons against sovereign Wakandan natives while defending potentially…
“Considering the United Nations has referred to Ulysses Klaue’s affiliates as the Masters of Evil, do you support this budding defense contractor’s use of sonic weapons against sovereign Wakandan natives while defending potentially illegal vibranium mining operations?”
If Lee did sexually harass and sexually assault women, then fuck that guy. Even folks who are totally what we’d associate w/ model citizens often do have ugly skeletons like sexual harassment / sexual assault in their personal lives.
Your choice of words of Lee as “naughty grandpa,” though: please link a vetted source…
Wait - Michael Sheen’s not a scenery-chewing Arrowverse character yet? How is this not a thing?
Dr Evazan’s the Jack Kevorkian of the Outer Rim. He posted a bunch of holorecordings instructing the terminally ill how to properly self-euthanize by blaster. Late-stage Midichlorian Prostate Cancer is a motherfucker.
Will the film be exploring the Empire’s Wookie Slave workforce, or is Chewie already a MF crewman?
I thought he was shirtless so Luke’s Force Ghost could milk Kylo Ren’s nipples.
Edit - I just saw alliterator’s comment. How do YOU think io9's trying to make Inhumans happen? They’ve called it garbage on every recap, every Marvel attempt to sell Medusa’s hair, every cast photo.
She should have been smart enough to figure out that morale was crazy low. Every order she gave was met with an eye roll or a worried look. Holdo was oblivious to all this.
Yeah, freezing a projectile bullet? Totally capable in the original trilogy. Freezing a godamned light-speed energy round in TFA? For a couple minutes? Fucking genius and as-of-yet unheard of. Technically Kylo Ren doesn’t even need a lightsabre to deflect blaster bolts; he could just wave them off.
Yeah, I fucking know because nobody who saw Rogue One can’t stop bringing it up. And considering that Rian Johnson shat all over a whole assload of previously revered SW notions, I welcome our Anime ‘splosion overlords, if even for a single instance of a ramming hyperdrive transport ship creating such wonderful…
Yeah, people can grump about Vice Admiral Holdo keeping the escape plan secret, but General Leia stunned Mutineer Poe’s ass immediately after waking from her goddamned Force coma.
And she’s had 30 fucking years to get there. Probably more than a few one-on-one lessens w/ Luke as he was launching Skywalker Montessori Academy Kickstarter, and then a couple decades + on her own, practicing / building her force powers outside normal Jedi convention.
Hypothesis: had Carrie Fisher lived, LucasDisney…
Personally I feel that the whole bad guys slowly shooting at fleeing good guys as a solution to the Hyperspace Tracking thingamabob was a poor time-waster for side quests. I get why it was used, and the anime-level hyperpace ship ramming was totes sweet, but I expect more out of a Rian Johnson film. I don’t expect a…
Side note, Lava Castle scene in Rogue One featured a Vader Pun, and all I could think after the Prequels is “God Dammit, Anakin.” I still refuse to believe Ep 4-6 Vader is really Hayden Christensen.
As soon as he took his helmet off w/ that mop of emo hair in FA, I immediately got it: Kylo Ren’s every shitty teenager who just has to be the opposite of his parents. Or, you know: a teenager. It’ll be interesting to see if he continues on his evil track or turns it around like Luke Skywalker doppelganger Theon…