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RickC137 is a confirmed HACK, and a hypocrite at that (or maybe he Projects ... ?). He always calls other creatives Hacks, but he drunkenly “Saw”d the Vindicators, and most recently the reveal of Simple Rick means his Brainalyzer “completely fabricated origin story” was actually stolen from Simple Rick commercials. Com

When CW Oliver was running for Mayor, one of his campaign speeches specifically used the word “gentrify” in describing his plans to reconstruct the Waterfront piers into a touristy strip mall. DC Oliver would have crashed into CW’s writers room on a zip line and shot arrows into every scripters’ goddamned hands.

Oh,

DungeonMaster: “The party now consists of a Ranger (+20 Icebreaker Sword), a Scoundrel (-4 fingers), a Knight (+10 Immunity), a Paladin (+15 WarHammer), a Cleric (+17 Flaming Sword), a Mage (-7 Hair), and Werewolf (-8 Fear of Fire), and a Berserker (+11 Beard). What is your quest?”

I’d have spies track the dragons’ hunting patterns in the immediate area around Dragonstone castle. They still eat farm animals, right? Then set up hunting blinds aiming at leashed / staked cows / sheep for ambush attacks. It may not kill all 3, but you could probably kill at least one (while most likely losing your

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Secrets... masturbates only to full-length mirrors.

Those curbs and handrails aren’t gonna protect themselves!

Do headlining actors negotiate percentages of ticket grosses anymore? I’d read years ago that some actors were willing to take initial pay cuts betting on ticket gross bonuses that would surpass any initial pay cap.

Looks like Cavill and Daniel Craig are both Omega Ambassadors. So maybe it’s either a wholesale discount or just an equivalent of a famous actress sporting expensive jewelry at events as brand advertising?

Goddamned smoking aged that pup 35 dog years. Just look at those wrinkles!

Like a cross between poor colony settler and gay stripper.

WHY DOESN’T MASTER CHIEF’S ARMOR EVER GET DUSTY !??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Eh, I chalked it up as Dolores’ experience, not the audience’s. We’ve got the storytelling cheat of seeing all timelines. Dolores gets rolled back after every wacko Maze run, so her finally remembering would be impactful to her, both in seeing an old friend, then feeling pity for his aging, then disgust at what she’s