DungeonMaster: “The party now consists of a Ranger (+20 Icebreaker Sword), a Scoundrel (-4 fingers), a Knight (+10 Immunity), a Paladin (+15 WarHammer), a Cleric (+17 Flaming Sword), a Mage (-7 Hair), and Werewolf (-8 Fear of Fire), and a Berserker (+11 Beard). What is your quest?”

So you’re saying there’s a chance we’ll see Morgan Freeman in a wingsuit ... ?

I totally get you, but Mereen’s a major hub of Slaver’s Bay, so Drogon just looks like an asshole for eating goats and incinerating the occasional goatherder’s daughter w/ so much sea fauna available.

I was using Drogon’s preference for herd animals as precedent.

Considering the build-up / screen time dedicated to forming the Lannister’s lines as the Dothraki crested that hill, I was absolutely positive that Dany would fly in from a flank and strafe the entire shield wall. Then again, Bronn / Jaime both need comparably crazy hero moments (and to possibly survive). Missed…

The show spent so much time emphasizing the Lannister’s line formation while the Dothraki crested that hill that I was SURE Drogon would fly from a flank and roast the line in one swath. Considering that Tyrion would have most likely thought of such a ruse, but also considering Dany’s lack of faith in T after her…

Mustafar Drift

Exactly. How does that $20 BILLION Netflix owes to lenders work out?

The Vesper gambit was amazing. RIP to all 5 brave souls. The ghosts of Russian POW’s send their motherfucking regards, Siegfried!

I’m also stoked that the toughness of the Destroyer & Battleships’ bodies ensure their survival after halo injuries that would make even David Cronenberg barf. Great tradeoff for all their…

If you’re looking for some more truly brutal Kieron Gillen writing (and amazing / horrific artwork), pick up the fantastically violent Uber & Uber: Invasion.

So... for Infinity War, will Thanos destroy half the Universe to impress an already established Hela Goddess of Death vs. introducing a whole new Death character ... ?

Annnnd Kara forcing Mick Rory to wear a Skirt for the Legends Episode, however that has to happen.

The Lightning family would be a great addition to the crossover. Maybe 2018!

“What up, HR? Hey bro, ya seen my fiance’? Oh, my face? Yeah, I got a big zit on the right side that’s got me reeeealllly embarrassed. So ..., exact location of Iris? I need to show her some wedding cake icing swatches.”

Yeah ... but Team Flash broke into an impenetrable ARGUS vault protected w/ metahuman dampeners to steal an alien power source to try fight Savitar to save Iris ... when they could have just locked Iris up in the goddamned ARGUS vault and saved her life in the first place. Seriously, Team Flash did a whole goddamned…

I’d have spies track the dragons’ hunting patterns in the immediate area around Dragonstone castle. They still eat farm animals, right? Then set up hunting blinds aiming at leashed / staked cows / sheep for ambush attacks. It may not kill all 3, but you could probably kill at least one (while most likely losing your…

Now that the Giant Crossbow is on the table, I’d have spies track the dragons’ hunting patterns in the immediate area around Dragonstone castle. They still eat farm animals, right? Then set up hunting blinds aiming at leashed / staked cows / sheep for ambush attacks. It may not kill all 3, but you could probably kill…

Secrets... masturbates only to full-length mirrors.

So are those leather straps covering his upper arms, or are his non-skull and non-hands areas still flesh besides those leather straps ... ?

For Rebirth he’s also a 45-55yr old consciousness from a decades beaten to living fuck body dropped into a blank 25yr-old peak-fitness clone, right?