And much appreciated! I’ve been so ANGRY that all my keys are concave. Oh, wait, that’s how my keyboard’s designed. Yikes!

“Do you have a mother? I’d like to speak to her. I’d like to give her a thank you card and ten thousand dollars.”

As soon as Ash’s dad was publicly defending his son / once they were all outside the bar and Dad stepped on the street for no reason at all, I remembered the Cutlass. I’m fine with the grossout gags and gore. It’s totally in keeping w/ the original trilogy’s vibe.

You could feel it coming, but the payoff was still surprising / hilarious.

Totally out of left field, but since Colton Haynes has expressed interest in returning to Arrow in Any capacity, I’d like it if he got the same contract that JW Shipp / K Cassidy / Legion of Doom get for all 4 shows (or maybe just Earth1), and have him run Roy Harper’s excellent Young Justice Arsenal storyline, right…

Would you prefer a zip line? (side note - I hope Colton Haynes gets at least One guest spot this year)

It’d be hilarious if Team Arrow saved four baby turtles and a lab rat from some pet store fire & Oliver makes Rene take care of them all.

Apparently Diggle will be taking Wild Dog under his wing upon return. I’m thinking this will result in a better synergy for Wild Dog both with the team, and with Diggle’s take-no-bullshit one-on-ones.

(also can’t wait to see Diggle absolutely stupefied at Supergirl - beyond the non-canon Fight Club bit obvs)

Yes, I am a master troll. On io9. Either way, thanks for the critique.

What a wonderful ideal. I’ll happily take your advice: simmered. Yikes!

As much a waste as commenting on a joke?

Simmer down. It’s a fucking joke.

“God. Dammit.” - Michelle Fairley

“Team Blue actually makes the effort to provide useful Poll Observer instructions for the preservation of democracy.” - Fixed it for you.

Riiiiiight. AS IF Trump supporters would be so disciplined as Ohio Obama supporters were instructed:

I think the Man in Black is in the Present. I think the Maze has a special prize of uploading a Guest consciousness into an immortal Host body, which will be a Yule Brenner clone for MiB. His naturally sadistic consciousness will further corrupt Host AI to bring the Season2 ruckus.

Why, if Anthony Hopkins is so committed to realism, does the park reset every day?

Too bad the good Lieutenant won’t live long enough to earn his own ship.

Because “former supervillain that was killed and reborn hundreds of lifetimes in training as the alpha Time Master Bounty Hunter” was a mouthful?

Official Statement: due to Wookie sedition, the Empire does not recognize Kashyyk holidays. Screenshot from that time Palpatine sent Vader out to Sol System for some Starbucks.