I just wanted to make a joke on the Internet. I’ve seen all the required MCU reading. Thanks.

Yep. This was just a joke. Thanks, Kinja.

I did, and then I made a joke on the internet, which was replied with a lot of STFU, go watch the previous MCU films. Thanks.

I know, I’ve watched them all. Just making a joke.

I was thinking of the Internet where you could make a joke and people would know it was a joke. But yeah, Murderverse.

I do too. Just making a joke. On the internet.

Insert Simpsons’ That Was The Joke meme.

Eh, I was actually making a joke.

I’ve got no idea.

Don’t get me wrong. A 140min sidescrolling one-shot splashpage of shit getting fucked up would be just pleasant.

I’m stoked at the 3.5 seconds every single MCU character will have for character development.

For film purposes, besides adding some much-needed JL diversity, BvS establishes Cyborg as merged w/ a Mother Box, so intergalactic teleportation via Boom Tubes, which will open up JL’s cosmic travel storylines. And Vic’s hardwired connection to Darkseid’s tech will serve as exposition dump for all the Apokolips…

You could have literally negated the need for this comment with the very same technology used to post said comment.

Oh, I know. I’ve been a fan of Vic Stone since I was a kid. Just ‘splainin his appearance in BvS via Wonder Woman’s email checking sequence.

Vic Stone’s damaged body is reconstructed / augmented from a MotherBox, tech from villainous Darkseid’s war planet Apokolips. Bad Guy tech = Bad Guy color reminder, hence Cyborg’s eye / torso red glow.

If I was a robot cyborg thingy, I’d want a manly color for my eyes,

But we are going to get rap-battle scifi hand-wavy exposition numbers from Winn / Cisco, whilst Jim / Caitlin / (hopefully) Dr Wells gesticulate in wild accompaniment, right? (pleasepleaseplease be right)

Forty Bucks.

Is this show setting a sci-fi future in which they can smoothly remove that distracting mole between Palicki’s eyebrows? - fellow face-mole skinfarm

Good for Carpenter. Dude deserves recognition, respect, and some cash for this ripoff.