Yeah, his legal guardian would need to ... crap, Tony got his hand stuck in some spider-webbing again.

Yeah, he’d need his legal guardian to sign, which according to the webbing that caught Tony’s hand on his bedroom door as he threatened to tell Aunt May about Peter’s Secret, isn’t gonna happen. So, once again, Tony is playing his own game while forcing others to play by the rules.

Tony probably wouldn’t let Peter sign anything anyway because he wanted to have that wild ace up his sleeve, just in case word got out about it.

I would have definitely guffawed had Scott Lang dropped Sex Panther’s “60% of the time, it works every time” when talking about his tech to Steve / Sam.

Ah, I wish Steve had called Spidey a contractor to Tony’s face, implying the US’ own use of contractors and “military advisers” in battle as legal sidestepping for pesky UN regulations.

Yeah, I thought that was part of Steve’s argument. I remember him hinting at the slippery slope (for lack of better phrase) that regulation could have on non-Avengers (as well as their own ability to act w/o regulation / bureaucratic oversight against world threats).

Ah, true. I was going on the logical arguments in the Secretary Ross scene (vs. the illogical decisions made by all after said scene til end of film).

btw -Ross is a friggin seasoned Banner / Hulk hunter. I’m surprised he wasn’t personally calling for Banner’s head on a plate after the Wakanda rampage during AoU.

Except that a smart kid like Parker would know that nobody in the MCU is capable of keeping a secret (like Black Widow’s Hydra data upload).

Ah, I thought the tone of Secretary Ross (a seasoned Banner / Hulk hunter, btw) / Tony / Steve’s conversation were that all enhanced / powered / vigilantes would eventually have to sign or retire.

Original comment edited based on your and another’s replies:

But that’s just because all current Avengers (as of beginning of Cap’s film) had no secret identities. In order to sign a legal document vetted by 137 world leaders, you’d think they’d want your legal name vs. your made-up superhero identity.

Did Peter Parker sign the Sokovia Accords between his convo w/ Tony Stark and the airport fight? He seemed pretty adamant about not revealing his secret to his Aunt May, much less the entire friggin’ planet. It feels like Tony was already breaking the rules he wanted to enforce.

Did Peter Parker sign the Sokovia Accords between his convo w/ Tony Stark and the airport fight? He seemed pretty adamant about not revealing his secret to his Aunt May, much less the entire friggin’ planet (w/ such an important legal document vetted by 137 world leaders, you’d think they’d want your real name vs.…

Awww, I was hoping to sound like a person with a sense of humor. Ah well, text in kinja apparently doesn’t communicate jokes.

Simmer down, Francis. IT WAS A JOKE.

Tried injecting humor, but that’s apparently not on the kinja menu.

Well at least I know why he’s popular with Ants.

Yeah, I get it. I was making a joke.

Ah, okay, thanks for clearing that up. I didn’t get it w/ the 26 other replies telling me something I already knew but made a joke about.

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