How fucking crazy would it been had they killed Winn, though? You know, just for the fuck you, Winn, thanks for the Season 1 drama from ToyMan to Silver Banshee!

Realistically, god-imbued Thor transforming into off-duty terminal cancer patient Jane Foster, who refuses all comic-booky Asgardian magical cures b/c it wouldn’t be fair to the rest of humanity battling cancer, is way more emotionally impactful than whatever they’ve got planned for Lois Lane. (and I’m sure Marvel had…

Beaten StateSide in its 3rd friggin’ weekend - by Melissa McCarthy:

I’m not shitting on Ellis. I’m just clarifying that BvS isn’t as crazy as folks think.

At least Warren Ellis didn’t write Cavill’s Superman:

I actually think they’d pair well. SpideyKid would be lighthearted enough to balance against SoCatholicICantSeeMan.

Wolv3rin3: The Auditing

I’m just glad BR’s around to be Ray Palmer.

He’s holding an object he’s literally never held before, landing on a plane-tow vehicle that’s suspension-corrected. That’s after a swing-landing arc that looks like it was from at least 30' high. He could be using the shield as a counterweight like how a cat uses its tail (so his body kinetics would be reacting to…

DO NOT ever touch black liquid that moves on its own. Carry this just in case:

I was hoping they’d have fully addressed it in Superman Returns (the film had a Lot of potential to be great).

See you next week!

... so we won’t have to worry about you booing the film while the rest of us enjoy the theatrical release. Thanks! - >15yrs / totally social / not much of a gamer

See also his Guantanamo adventure:

Counterpoint:

#NeverForget the Great Ball Pitt Missile Crisis of 1987.