I’m sure Hippolyta just used her pinkie to dent a little belly button in that clay statue. The Greeks were master sculptors, btw.

Anybody notice how Rey’s pistol looks (w/ exception of barrel extension) looks like her speeder bike?

Spawn’s cape. Thank Beelzebub.

Would you prefer a flag made of Confederate Dollars featuring enslaved human laborers?

Time-travelling souvenir.

Done w/ Carter Hall.

Typical Libertarian / Conservative kinja commentor.

aka: How Act 3 Would Have Lasted 90 Seconds

I just don’t feel her pseudo-armor uniform is built for boob jiggle (as in none of her battle uniforms in any of the films so far). Even w/ their prerequisite cleavage low-sip, the uniform doesn’t work that way.

Yeah, noticed that right off the get-go. Really, Disney / Marvel? Of all the things you need to previs for a sci-fi comic book action scene: boob jiggle ...?

Probably died offscreen. Because people who make Alien movies are assholes.

“Darth Maul looks so fucking coooooool! Can’t wait to watch him fuck shit up throughout all 3 prequels!”

Dude’s still sportin’ his Podracing Featurette boner.

“I used to be this Punk!”

Whoa, friends. That’s taking things a little too far...

The hand that lost the Millenium Falcon.

Furniture packing quilts, bathrobe, huge ski mits, punk rock belt, and a Radio Shack circuit board. DIY approved!

FUUUUUUUUCKING JEALOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ozzy?

So... would the lass of truth be kryptonian tech? Like a tazer rope?