Lucio Fulci's Zombi. The eye.

That's what I like about these habitable planets, man: the I get older, they stay the same age.

It looks good. Small nitpick (also reference to this week's Agents of SHIELD): please have your actor shave if he's cast as a high-ranking military officer. Stubble looks edgy, but it's simply not a part of a career soldier's uniform.

Sumatran Rat-Monkeys bridge the gap between horror and fantasy, right?

I'd change that to sometimes it's not good to be a melee combatant, regardless of status. Like 99% of sometimes.

No. Let's just say their employer could... make things happen.

Yeah, I'd be interested if I could train Petunia to push-stretch like against that car wheel.

M-60, The Dark Knight Returns ... to kill.

Isn't a major part of this film about how the suits are horribly inefficient for combat purposes (aka, "the lowest bidder")?

That cockpit is probably great for jumping in / out of with a full-body cape, but probably not the best for structural integrity in high-speed impacts.

Don't worry. None's costumes in Army of Darkness are society-correct / period-correct, either.

You'd have to ask ze Interwebs. Also, Godwin's Law?

No idea. Maybe the power rangers fought the Nazi party in some horrible episode?

Astronomy Calendar for the period I planned to visit. No sense in wasting the opportunity to be worshiped by some primitive screwheads (except those Mayans, of course).

Chainsaw Flamethrower?

Holy fucking shit. You're so right! They should just intercut this w/ the Strain, and make his IG death be the reason he was turned! "In a world in which Hitler was shot in the face w/ 200 machine gun bullets... vampires!!!"

See the history of the 4-minute mile. Nobody could do it; runners said your heart would explode. Then Dr Roger Bannister, a runner, did the math and figured out how to train up to it and break it in 1954. Two months later, 2 more people broke it, and those who broke it grew exponentially; it's even broke in high…