Yeah the opening scene.

Takashi Miike's always good for a few moments that make you question the future of humanity.

JLU was loaded with badass, take no shit, well-written (and voiced) women.

Bewbs.

These tones are accurate to all those TBS movies.

Eh, the face needs to be filled in:

Cyclops' body was never recovered in The Last Stand. Can't we just get James Mardsen in Scott Summers' Savage Land (Alkali Lake, with dinosaurs)?

Pardon me if I can't imagine what's being discussed here. Is there a real-world parallel that can help me understand it?

Eh, more like film lover snuggie all the way on.

Maybe Superman / Batman's fight will crash through Wonder Woman's living room, picking her up into it like some cartoon whirlwind of flailing limbs, then hit Green Lantern's place, the Flash's, etc...

Very true. Tell that to the majority of cyclists who drink socially on the weekends with friends while riding, say from bar to bar. It happens.

Actually not trolling. These are valid concerns. I showed this article to a dozen of my friends, and the overwhelming comments revolved around complicated lock / lose-able key / operation while inebriated. It's just a fact - the majority of cyclists do drink with friends after hours on bikes, esp. the weekend.

I get you as well. I'm knocking out 100 commuting miles a week, another 100 training miles, and an average of 70 social miles per weekend. I practically live on a bike when outside. True, a good deal of people would tolerate this for the illusion of more security (as stated in the article, a grinder would…

I'm only stating the reality: the majority cyclists drink after hours, with their friends, riding around town.

Yet practiced on almost every weekend night by the majority of social bike riders.

I live in the SF Bay area. Bike theft is an industry from LA to Seattle.

I'm just speaking from the true heart of the cycling community. To act like the majority cyclists don't drink while out riding with friends after hours is to ignore the bald truth.

Entire keyring piece is too bulky. Actual key easy to lose. Unable to operate while inebriated - non-functional to a majority of cyclists.

Wow, thanks so much! I probably read that issue about a hundred times as a kid. The good guys got Fucked Up and injured, and I loved every page.

Cary Nord owns Thor's demigod adventures, as he does Conan's tales.