The whole 'no strings' concept doesn't work. You'd want to remember the occasion, wouldn't you, otherwise what's the point? But the memory would - at least if you're in a loving relationship - presumably bring about a sense of guilt that would slowly eat away inside of you until you reach a point where you feel…

As this trailer clearly shows, when you're down on your luck and in need of some life affirming wisdom, nothing works better than a heart-to-heart with a precocious child, except for perhaps a game of chess with an old black man.

Heads will roll if this is a flop.

Paul Rudd and Eion Bailey (just spent ages figuring out his name)… for years I thought that Paul Rudd starred in Band of Brothers, but it wasn't him, just the bloke who could be his brother.

Goran Ivanisevic was stripped to his skimpies after winning Wimbledon. These Croatians have form for a bit of impromptu flashing.

How are you at handstands Dikachu? This had you written all over it.

A bit late to the party here, but I guess they could have filmed Kit Harrington's scenes for next season already. Season 6 was already commissioned well in advance, and his scenes might just involve him milling around with Melisandre and Davos, getting used to his resurrection, so might not be that hard to shoehorn in…

A proud family tradition that I'm passing onto my nephews and nieces.

First things first, Kayla Upadhyaya is just too young, or I'm too old. Mighty Joe Young, honestly, I probably still haven't got round to throwing out the newspaper that contains its original review.

Shit no.

My best friend is Jewish. Does that count?

Just took a look at the trailer….Amazing. Can't believe this doesn't get an F review. AV Club has been pretty tight with the F bombs these days. I demand more F's!

Only if they're still warm.

More importantly:

And when AV Club does a book club special in 15 years time, they'll have to have a newbies comments section for all the poindexters who refused to watch the finale of the TV show. Spoilers ahoy!

I'm enjoying GRRM's last minute, panicked dash towards his deadline. It's basically like every essay I wrote at university, but with extra nudity, sex, violence, torture, adulation and money.

My wife is terrible at baking so I've had enough tasteless buns, thank you very much.

Nah… Shakespeare sux ballz

Like Arnie's Hamlet in the Last Action Hero:

In the picture he seems to saying, Hodor!